Would you lick Candice Michelle's nipples?

Would you lick Candice Michelle's nipples?

  • Yes . . . I'm straight . . . of course.

    Votes: 23 85.2%
  • No . . . I'm Swedish.

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27
they are comically far apart though

as can be evidenced by my obviously comical photoshop



EDIT: "as can be evidenced"... god my language is deteriorating

or is it?
 
Farther apart the better. This distance allows for a bigger canyon for titty fucking once the two hills have been compressed together. It's all rudimentary math here folks.