wow, thats fucked up

I doubt that after my demise I will be concerned with whether or not some cult from utah decided use my name in one of their rituals or write it down in their list of "saved." This is primarily because I haven't the slightest belief in any sort of afterlife. Assuming, however, that there is such a thing, either the jews in question are already there, in which case nothing the mormons do in their name really means anything to them, or the mormons just saved the jews and allowed them into heaven, in which case they must be pretty thankful.

If I could pick an afterlife, I'm pretty sure I'd choose Valhalla. I hear they have good mead.