Write a haiku about the person above you.

[Chromatose]

bobbing on a cock
up down up down up down up
woo boy, watch it go!

 

[Karmic]

squid penis rape time
tentacle penis sublime
rape squid, rape rape rape

 

[Chromatose]

he's a swedey-pie
twirling, twirling, twirling, and
reaching for some cake

 

[Karmic]

I'll tell ya hwut, boy
nascar, olympic sport, yes
y'all agree, ya hear?

 

[Lunar Still]

Don't know U.S.A.
Best sport ain't racing; really
It's sister-fucking

 

[Lunar Still]

Clearly won the thread
No one can respond to his
Amazing haikus

 

[Chromatose]

doesn't sard haiku
so thinks he claims victory.
the thread will live on!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

monocle-wearing,
thinks himself a high-class squid
when only a man

 

[Necromunchkin]

ducky boob goodness
listens to excellent Sisters of mercy
can deal out the rape

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

also a writer
loves the great Terry Pratchett
quite awesome he is

 

[Chromatose]

wears volcano hat
that's really for kleenexes
crazy mar'lander!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

gives out odd presents
related to mexico,
wears lice-ridden hats

 

[neal]

likes free cowboy hats
you know what those are, dont ya?
toilet seat covers