WRONG on so many levels.
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MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
I can only imagine what happens every time that redneckmobile pulls into the gas station...and how he got his wounds, probably from a hunting accident or falling out of a pickup truck...
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Yeah, disabled rednecks in Kentucky are such terrorist targets.
Ooh look he drives a pick up....$100 he has a mullet.
Ooh look he drives a pick up....$100 he has a mullet.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
I love his vehicle. I was watching portions of a muslim documentary on pbs last night. These militant jihad warriors have their doo-rags wounded to tightly. They could care less whether or not they and their countrymen prosper. Rather than living in their own filth, they strap some tnt to their chest and attempt to reach their fictional promise land of 72 virgins and magic carpet rides. Fuck em' all I say.
Angry Handicapped Rednecks > Bleeding Heart Liberals
The bumper stickers are all in good fun
Angry Handicapped Rednecks > Bleeding Heart Liberals
The bumper stickers are all in good fun
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
hahaha good fun!? No, I'm pretty sure the driver of that vehicle is like the dude that killed the Indian guy right after 9/11.
http://in.news.yahoo.com/031010/137/28dfl.html
I agree about Saudi Arabia though, F them. I'd like to visit though, strapped to the hilt of course.
http://in.news.yahoo.com/031010/137/28dfl.html
I agree about Saudi Arabia though, F them. I'd like to visit though, strapped to the hilt of course.
Rumanian intarweb goodness.
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Lindsay Lohan spits, doesn't swallow.
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http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Lindsay Lohan spits, doesn't swallow.
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MFJ
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Reader Anne M. emailed us to say:
Check it out: I came across this discussion of a special powder (AKA "corn starch") that is apparently the "solution to vaginal wetness."
And then Anne provided us with the URL to the site where one can purchase "AbsorbShun: Natural vaginal wetness solution. Make the vagina tight"
See, apparently when they get aroused, women produce lubrication, and this can ruin sex. But if your vagina is dry, you can drive men crazy! {"Do you want to drive men wild with a tighter vagina?")
Here, let's let Cynthia, whose product this is, tell us more about it:
Cynthia Koss
Hi Ladies,
I had the same excess moisture problem you have. Then I discovered AbsorbShun natural powder. Now lovemaking is wonderful again!
[...]
Your man will say he feels bigger - you could feel that, too!
Youre in control. You control the exact amount of lubrication you want and how tight you want to feel by how much and how often you use AbsorbShun. Personally, I find 2 3 applications during our lovemaking keeps us going strong. You may need less. AbsorbShun is my way to intimacy, fulfillment and great sex!
Happy in Love,
Cynthia
Benefits of AbsorbShun:
Absorbs excess vaginal moisture during lovemaking.
Easy, simple, fast acting
Makes men feel bigger
Makes you feel tighter
About 24 special evenings per bottle
Apparently one keeps one's lovemaking going strong by powdering the man's penis 2-3 times during the session ("If you feel too wet, just dust your mans penis with a little AbsorbShun [try about a half teaspoon] and continue making love").
And it should be the woman who does the dusting ("We recommend that you be in charge of deciding when and how much AbsorbShun to apply, since men tend to apply more than what women generally enjoy.") Yeah, we suspect that men would want to feel "bigger" more than women would want to feel "tighter."
Anyway, maybe you always thought that lubrication was good. Well, that's not what car mechanic science says!
Many people say it's impossible to have too much lubrication, is that true?
Vaginal lubrication is like oil in a car engine. There is an upper and lower range that is required for maximum performance. So yes, it is possible to have too much or too little.
And yes, like Anne said, apparently AborbShun is corn starch ("finely pulverized cells of an unmodified, naturally occurring maize plant.) And that pulverized maize can cause irritation ("Use of AbsorbShun natural powder in any quantity may cause temporary tenderness and micro abrasions to the genital area.). However, Cynthia advises that this can be treated with hoof cream ("what I personally use is a protein moisturizer [ie. Mane 'n Tail Original Hoofmaker"]).
But hey, even if you do get sore genitals, it's all worth it, because AborbShun "Makes men feel larger."
And here's the best thing of all:
Our Charity Commitment
AbsorbShun natural powder donates 10% of all profits to World Vision.
World Vision is a Christian relief and development organization that provides emergency relief, education, health care and economic development to several third world nations.
So, have some dry sex for Christian charity. It's what James Dobson would advise, if you were sleeping with him!
Check it out: I came across this discussion of a special powder (AKA "corn starch") that is apparently the "solution to vaginal wetness."
And then Anne provided us with the URL to the site where one can purchase "AbsorbShun: Natural vaginal wetness solution. Make the vagina tight"
See, apparently when they get aroused, women produce lubrication, and this can ruin sex. But if your vagina is dry, you can drive men crazy! {"Do you want to drive men wild with a tighter vagina?")
Here, let's let Cynthia, whose product this is, tell us more about it:
Cynthia Koss
Hi Ladies,
I had the same excess moisture problem you have. Then I discovered AbsorbShun natural powder. Now lovemaking is wonderful again!
[...]
Your man will say he feels bigger - you could feel that, too!
Youre in control. You control the exact amount of lubrication you want and how tight you want to feel by how much and how often you use AbsorbShun. Personally, I find 2 3 applications during our lovemaking keeps us going strong. You may need less. AbsorbShun is my way to intimacy, fulfillment and great sex!
Happy in Love,
Cynthia
Benefits of AbsorbShun:
Absorbs excess vaginal moisture during lovemaking.
Easy, simple, fast acting
Makes men feel bigger
Makes you feel tighter
About 24 special evenings per bottle
Apparently one keeps one's lovemaking going strong by powdering the man's penis 2-3 times during the session ("If you feel too wet, just dust your mans penis with a little AbsorbShun [try about a half teaspoon] and continue making love").
And it should be the woman who does the dusting ("We recommend that you be in charge of deciding when and how much AbsorbShun to apply, since men tend to apply more than what women generally enjoy.") Yeah, we suspect that men would want to feel "bigger" more than women would want to feel "tighter."
Anyway, maybe you always thought that lubrication was good. Well, that's not what car mechanic science says!
Many people say it's impossible to have too much lubrication, is that true?
Vaginal lubrication is like oil in a car engine. There is an upper and lower range that is required for maximum performance. So yes, it is possible to have too much or too little.
And yes, like Anne said, apparently AborbShun is corn starch ("finely pulverized cells of an unmodified, naturally occurring maize plant.) And that pulverized maize can cause irritation ("Use of AbsorbShun natural powder in any quantity may cause temporary tenderness and micro abrasions to the genital area.). However, Cynthia advises that this can be treated with hoof cream ("what I personally use is a protein moisturizer [ie. Mane 'n Tail Original Hoofmaker"]).
But hey, even if you do get sore genitals, it's all worth it, because AborbShun "Makes men feel larger."
And here's the best thing of all:
Our Charity Commitment
AbsorbShun natural powder donates 10% of all profits to World Vision.
World Vision is a Christian relief and development organization that provides emergency relief, education, health care and economic development to several third world nations.
So, have some dry sex for Christian charity. It's what James Dobson would advise, if you were sleeping with him!
The Darkness to clean up their act?
The Darkness have been banned from wearing their trademark catsuits or performing any sexually explicit pelvic thrusts at their next gig. The flamboyant rockers, fronted by Justin Hawkins, have also been told to censor any sexual swear words from their songs - which contain words such as motherf***er and f**k - so not to offend any sensitive fans when they play in Dubai, in March.
A source said: "Because of the beliefs of many of the people, the band will be expected to tone the more risqué parts of their performance down. Justin will have to wear far more modest stage gear. It's just a matter of respecting customs." Hawkins and his bandmates are taking a break from recording their new album - the follow-up to the hugely successful 'Permission to Land' - to wow crowds in the United Arab Emirates.
Despite the city being one of the more liberal places in the country, public consumption of alcohol is banned and any use of foul language is considered inappropriate. However, it is believed the glam rockers will attract large numbers of former British residents who now work and live in the Arab state.
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The Darkness have been banned from wearing their trademark catsuits or performing any sexually explicit pelvic thrusts at their next gig. The flamboyant rockers, fronted by Justin Hawkins, have also been told to censor any sexual swear words from their songs - which contain words such as motherf***er and f**k - so not to offend any sensitive fans when they play in Dubai, in March.
A source said: "Because of the beliefs of many of the people, the band will be expected to tone the more risqué parts of their performance down. Justin will have to wear far more modest stage gear. It's just a matter of respecting customs." Hawkins and his bandmates are taking a break from recording their new album - the follow-up to the hugely successful 'Permission to Land' - to wow crowds in the United Arab Emirates.
Despite the city being one of the more liberal places in the country, public consumption of alcohol is banned and any use of foul language is considered inappropriate. However, it is believed the glam rockers will attract large numbers of former British residents who now work and live in the Arab state.
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