WTF my boss is a dipshit

[Lies and Perfidy]

So I got my work schedule (I work at a pita grill) for the next two weeks. I'm working a split shift New Year's Eve, noon-4 PM and midnight-3:30 AM. Then I'm due in New Year's Day at 11 AM, SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS LATER. And there's no way I can trade shifts with anyone cause he's successfully fucked up the schedule to make me the only person who can work that Jan 1st shift.

If it wasn't for the free drugs, I'd give notice today.

 

[NAD]

kill him.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I would definitely add a "secret sauce" to every pita sandwich I made that night, if you catch my drift.

 

[Krilons Resa]

WTF is up with the split shift bullshit? midnight - 3:30 as well? I dunno, sound s like you need a new job.