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Omae wa mo shindeiru
Dec 23, 2004
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WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!?!?! There are millions of missing little girls (the majority of which are in MajestikMoose's cellar) yet she's somehow #1? Just thought I'd speak up for those other gagged and bound children.
 
that reminds me acie. they figgered out who killed and dumped the whore off the I-35 bridge. but he's already in jail for other murders :Smug:
 
Lol... there are 6 million of those bastages and they apparently can't spot any of them down here, so good luck with that one. -_-
 
man, what the fuck is wrong with people?

anyway, i saw (for the millionth time) that two hour discovery channel show about the two dudes who shot up some cops with AK47s in north hollywood. that story never ceases to amaze me. those guys were over the top. i've always wondered what the fuck they were doing just standing there shooting and when they drove away, everything looked like it was in slow motion. a tox screen foud phenobarbital in both of them (i somehow never heard this during the last 999,999 times i saw the show). so my new theory is that they were too sedated to move or actively plan any faster.

i just don't see any other reason why two guys who planned a heist with automatic weapons would fail so miserably as soon as they stepped out of the bank. in all honesty, they should have been able to kill every cop on the scene and dissappear in their car (although most likely taken down later as they tried to allude the heli).

lastly, it bothers me that they both died. it would have been profoundly interesting to hear some testimony and details from them. the one dude kills himself (apparently) but it looks like the other one is talking to cops after he surrenders. what was he saying? why did he die at the scene if he was able to move around and talk to cops? and how did he last so long if he was shot 29 times? does that mean his *armor* was hit 29 times? there's just no way you can walk around with 29 bullet holes in you.

eh...sorry to hijack the thread, it's just that....i.....must......know.....

edit: oh yeah, haha, great response time by the SWAT team of the "world's best police force". did they ever even make it to the scene?
 
I remember that, that shit was fucked up. Oh yeah the guy that died was apparently pinned to the ground by a cop and an ambulance was delayed "on purpose" according to his family that were suing LAPD. :Smug:
 
no shit?!?! yeah, the narrator blithely says, "died on the scene" but goes into incredibly boring detail on exactly what time each injured cop arrived at the hospital and what the surgeon had for breakfast and how big the dispatcher's husband's dick is.
i swear you can see the guy's head moving around like he's talking to the detective who is standing over him. head armor removed and all that. what was he saying?
*here's to leaving out interesting details in order to avoid making the LAPD look even more inept*