Wyclef Jean to run for President of Haiti

[adaher]

All right, I know a lot of you probably wonder why this is interesting, since Wyclef isn't metal.

It's interesting because it would be cool if Joacim Cans ran for PM of Sweden. Sweden's neutrality would go out the window. "War? Why I'll strap on my armor, grab my sword, and personally lead my metal forces into battle!"

Or Bruce Dickinson as PM of Britain? That could actually happen given Bruce's education and interests.

Perhaps Tobias Sammett as Chancellor of Germany?

 

[AngraRULES]

All right, I know a lot of you probably wonder why this is interesting, since Wyclef isn't metal.

It's interesting because it would be cool if Joacim Cans ran for PM of Sweden. Sweden's neutrality would go out the window. "War? Why I'll strap on my armor, grab my sword, and personally lead my metal forces into battle!"

Or Bruce Dickinson as PM of Britain? That could actually happen given Bruce's education and interests.

Perhaps Tobias Sammett as Chancellor of Germany?

I can already hear the music to Cans' campaign:

"HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE..."

And the slogan:

FOR AN UNBENT, UNBOWED, UNBROKEN SWEDEN

"My fellow Swedes,

I am a RENEGADE! I will lead the country out of this THRESHOLD! But without your help and hard work, we can't succeed. If there's NO SACRIFICE, there will be NO VICTORY!"



(see the kind of shit I start coming up with after working for a political advertising agency for two years? )

 

[Pellaz]

All right, I know a lot of you probably wonder why this is interesting, since Wyclef isn't metal.

Well, I guess this means he'll be "Gone 'til November".....


I'm not sure what qualifications Wyclef has to be president of Haiti (aside from the fact that he's from there), but......they probably couldn't do much worse.

 

[No-Mercy]

well he has a passion for the country and thinks with both logic and morality as it pertains to the issue...sounds like exactly what that coutnry needs.

actually, sounds exactly like what most countries need.

 

[AngraRULES]

All right, I know a lot of you probably wonder why this is interesting, since Wyclef isn't metal.

Maybe you should post about this on the "False Metal" thread, since Wyclef is *clearly* false metal.

 

[GoRillaBoy76]

Maybe you should post about this on the "False Metal" thread, since Wyclef is *clearly* false metal.

HA!