Yankee or Dixie?

I just want to point out that the "root" of the site above brings you to the ever-informative and enlightening Chuck Chamblee website, where one can learn about the important hobbies of Chuck's, which include but are not limited to "Sim Racing," "Banjo" and "Shooting."

The very helpful "Links" page has integral-to-any-Southerners-lifestyle links to "Dixie Online Motorsports," "USA Series of Short Track Racing," and of course, "Marshall Baptist Royal Ambassadors."

Whew!

Why didn't we let the South secede again?
 
markgugs said:
I don't even need to take that test to know I'll come in extremely Yankee. And damned proud of it. Civilization is nice. :)
Knowing Markgugs like I do, I have to admit, that post had me laughing my tits off. "Civilization is nice". :lol:

Damn straight though! None of this waiting 10 minutes for a Starbucks Latte (Atlanta, GA), sitting at stagnant red lights (Raleigh, NC), or having to wait 1 hour, yes, 1 hour, for taxi service (The Woodlands, TX). I mean, come on, let's move it along already. Wtf? People in the south are just too nice, I become suspicous. :loco:
 
If "civilization" means crazy ass traffic, $7 Whoppers, buildings so close together I can touch the next building by reaching out a window, and a 1 bedroom apartment that costs in excess of $2000, you can have it.
 
Dreamlord said:
If "civilization" means crazy ass traffic, $7 Whoppers, buildings so close together I can touch the next building by reaching out a window, and a 1 bedroom apartment that costs in excess of $2000, you can have it.
Hmmm, let's see.

The standard Dreamlord response, ironic considering he's never been anywhere near NYC or any other northern city for that matter. ;)

Crazy ass traffic? check. Of course Atlanta, Houston, Dallas & Phoenix all have significantly worse traffic problems than NYC. And at least we know how to fucking drive.

$7 Whoppers? Um, no. Not the first time this has been mentioned by the king of Houston, but I've never even spent $7 at Burger King, let alone on a single sandwich.

Buildings so close together...? Nope. I don't know what you think the north is like, but it's not London bub. I couldn't even touch the building next to mine with a ladder, some hemp rope and crazy glue.

$2000 one-bedroom apartments? Sure, somewhere. Just like they exist in Dallas, Atlanta, Miami, etc. as well. Of course, I live in a 1-bedroom apartment that costs $1495. And is 1100 square feet. You do understand real estate cost and how it's derived, right? It's based on the simple principle of supply and demand. The more valuable the land, the more it costs a landowner to cover the costs of owning/leasing a building on that land.

In other words: the more expensive the cost of living, the more expensive, i.e. DESIRABLE, the land on which it sits. Silly southerner. Where's Josh, he'd LOVE this convo! :tickled: