yeah, this human obsession with good-tasting food is bullshit. i reject it.

[goatschool]

after i finish this box

 

[minxnim]

hot n spicy eh?

 

[xfer]

i just made myself falafel in our own DEEP FRYER! (fry baby) awesome. and i never realised how much i like tahini before.

 

[minxnim]

i ate this bagel today that i almost broke a tooth on it was so hard.
sayin.

 

[goatschool]

i am so used to eating granite-hard starch products. it's cool when your saliva gets potent enough to aid in the chewing process.

 

[minxnim]

the bagel, in theory, was supposed to be really good because it was fucking organic and wholesome and great and had sesame seeds on it. but really, it was a big fucking FUCK OVER of a bagel because it took too much to chew it.

 

[avi]

xfer, you own your own deep fryer?!


<--- in awe

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

this human obsession with good-tasting food is a defining characteristic of my life!

 

[xfer]

My roommate Lisa found a little one at a tag sale for like ten bucks, so yes! I'd never actually used it myself before, but I've certainly eaten its bounty.

it kind of resembles this:

 

[avi]

my woman won't let me own one

it's for my own good, but c'mon on! isn't it like every man's dream to have his own deep fryer and be able to deep fry EVERYTHING?! not just french fries, but like sandwiches and cheese and pasta and salad?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

My friend chris has one from the 60's WITH ORIGINAL INSTRUCTION/RECIPE BOOK.

features - E-Z Drip Spout, Anthropomorphic Cartoon Deep-Fat Fryer Buddy, and recipies for such treats as deep-fat fried celery, deep-fat fried toast, deep-fat fried carrots, deep-fat fried liver, and deep-fat fried brains.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

every recipe went like this:

Place (ingredient) into fryer. Cook until golden-brown.

 

[xfer]

haha

I want to try DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES.

 

[xfer]

btw were you serious about deep-fried celery??

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

deadly serious!

 

[avi]

serious like a heart attack!

 

[xfer]

the best thing about having a deep fryer is that we can make fried dumplings, empanadas, eggrolls, etc THE WAY THEY WERE MEANT TO BE.