you can't make this crap up

[minxnim]

there are two obvious answers:
1) he isn't the dad
2) his kids just came out very light skinned which just, happens.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

I'm going with the theory that michael is a very powerful warlock and he can turn his kids any color he chooses.

 

[minxnim]

actually now on CNN he is denying the kids are his.

 

[xfer]

lame.

 

[azal]

the kids he already has or the quadruplets?

I don't get CNN in South Central Muslimrape.

 

[xfer]

i bet you get al-Jazeera, though!

 

[minxnim]

the quadruplets