i will dude. i will psychically make her be a cool kid.
also i just remembered, one time a coworker needed his computer fixed and the IT dudes came and got me and his temp internet files were all like, porn pages of big black penises and stuff. which isnt so big a deal since you know, everyone here except like 3 of us is gay, except that all the dudes in the porn were dressed up like LITTLE BO PEEP. anyway... (you'd be surprised how much black bo-peep-gay-porn there actually is)