ever wonder what eric does when he is not posting?

[deadair]

indieradioisdead: what's up with your bad self
Chupe666: i'm looking for pictures of a teapot
indieradioisdead: ohhh, so you are at work
Chupe666: yup
indieradioisdead: you days must go amazingly slow
Chupe666: sometimes people ask me questions
Chupe666: i laugh at them
indieradioisdead: sweet
indieradioisdead: what do you actually do?
Chupe666: eventually they go away
Chupe666: you're lookin' at it
indieradioisdead: post?
indieradioisdead: and talk on AIM?
Chupe666: pretty much
Chupe666: computer programming
indieradioisdead: funny... everyone i know with a computer based job... does nothing at work
Chupe666: it's all smoke and mirrors
Chupe666: except i don't smoke
Chupe666: i just have a lot of mirrors
indieradioisdead: like a funhouse?
Chupe666: so i can look at my butt
Chupe666: yeah, all those goofy ones
indieradioisdead: are you "into" looking at your butt?
Chupe666: no, but it passes the time
indieradioisdead: i understand
Chupe666: i'm sure you do
indieradioisdead: what are you saying?
Chupe666: you know what i'm saying
Chupe666: i think i'm going senile

 

[avi]

indieradioisdead: funny... everyone i know with a computer based job... does nothing at work

scary, but true. Since I've been switched to a different department where I was actually supposed to do more coding, I have barely done anything.

 

[deadair]

keep your mouth shut... you guys have a good thing going

 

[avi]

oh yeah! ssshhhH!

 

[chupe666]

Yeah, it's true. With more responsibility and higher job status comes less actual work. I used to work at a mortgage company for like 25K and I worked nonstop all day doing fund discrepancies and checking bank wire balances and reviewing loans and crap. Now I post all day, for more $$.

Although now I understand how management gets so dumb- they do nothing but talk about planning meetings that never happen.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by avi
oh yeah! ssshhhH!

uh, i mean- i work. a lot.

 

[FrostGiant]

What the hell? I think I'm in the wrong line of work. I actually work at work sometimes. That aint right.

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[deadair]

this one got a little weird... i just asked him to think of a top ten list for albums this year...


Chupe666: i hate thinking
Chupe666: thanks a lot.
Chupe666: make me work and crap
indieradioisdead: soory
Chupe666: liar
indieradioisdead: well, it's not like i need it today
Chupe666: BUM LIARZ
Chupe666: GOOD.
indieradioisdead: you do have a few months to ... think
Chupe666: cuz you won't get it
indieradioisdead: FINE
indieradioisdead: I DON'T WANT IT TODAY
Chupe666: YOU AIN'T GETTIN IT TODAY
indieradioisdead: I WANT A DIVORCE
Chupe666: AND YOU SAID THAT ALREADY
Chupe666: SLUT!
indieradioisdead: ::GASP::
indieradioisdead: WHOOOOOORRRREE
Chupe666: youdon'tbringmeflowerzanymorez
Chupe666: itmakesmesad
Chupe666: ::sigh::
indieradioisdead: ...out
indieradioisdead: ..get out of my house
Chupe666: you can kick the loser out of your house..
Chupe666: but you can kick the loser out of your heart
Chupe666: you're stuck with me
indieradioisdead: OUT!!!!
Chupe666: oh, no wait i meant CAN'T kick the loser out of your heart
Chupe666: nevermind
indieradioisdead: AND TAKE YOUR DIRTY MUT DOG WITH YOU
Chupe666: Cletus?
indieradioisdead: ...it's over
Chupe666: he's a stinky dog
Chupe666: bad breath
indieradioisdead: OUT!!!!
indieradioisdead: NOT ANOTHER WORD
Chupe666: you'll be sorry
Chupe666: don't tell me when to shut up
Chupe666: you're not the boss of me
indieradioisdead: YES I AM
indieradioisdead: I OWN THIS HOUSE
Chupe666: ARE NOT
Chupe666: you own nothing but a kick in the pants
indieradioisdead: THAT IS ENOUGH
indieradioisdead: OUT
Chupe666: I'LL DECIDE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
indieradioisdead: NO NO NO... YOU... ARE... A BAD PERSON... SO, YOU LEAVE MY HOUSE
indieradioisdead: NOW
indieradioisdead: I HATE THE SIGHT OF YOUR ASS FACE
Chupe666: I'm taking the beer with me
Chupe666: and your TV
indieradioisdead: fine
indieradioisdead: i don't are
Chupe666: and the couch
indieradioisdead: care
indieradioisdead: fine
Chupe666: and this lamp
indieradioisdead: that's it
Chupe666: and this pen
indieradioisdead: ok
Chupe666: and this sundial
indieradioisdead: THAT'S ENOUGH
Chupe666: and these drapes
indieradioisdead: i'll tade you all that for this thermus...
Chupe666: and this doorstop
Chupe666: is it a real Thermos thermos?
indieradioisdead: yes
Chupe666: like the brand name?
indieradioisdead: yes
Chupe666: is there anything in it?
indieradioisdead: soup
Chupe666: what kind of soup
indieradioisdead: chicken
Chupe666: i'm allergic to chicken- can it be tomato bisque?
indieradioisdead: yea... that's it
Chupe666: ok, i'll trade
indieradioisdead: sweet
Chupe666: but i'm also taking this closet door cuz it reminds me of your eyes
Chupe666: brown and wood-like
indieradioisdead: ok
indieradioisdead: but i have blue eyes
indieradioisdead: you know what... you don't have to leave...
Chupe666: oh, i'm sorry- do i have the wrong house?
indieradioisdead: i'm sorry
indieradioisdead: your name is pepe right?
Chupe666: no, I'm Enrique.
Chupe666: you're not Willemina?
indieradioisdead: no... i'm juanita
Chupe666: can i keep the closet door anyway?
indieradioisdead: i guess... can i have the rest of my stuff back?
Chupe666: and the Thermos?
Chupe666: not the Thermos.
indieradioisdead: no... not the thermos
Chupe666: BITCH
indieradioisdead: FUCK YOU
Chupe666: I'm LEAVING