So what does everyone do?

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Speak for yourself

I see a distant resemblance with Evan Stone, although he wouldn't be posing outside with a guitar since he's too busy BANGING HOT SLUTS 24/7.

 

[Line666]

Really rockin the models frown there.

 

[GarethSE]

sassy
g-rowlllll

 

[Rogueleader]

I see a distant resemblance with Evan Stone, although he wouldn't be posing outside with a guitar since he's too busy BANGING HOT SLUTS 24/7.

I don't really make an effort to learn the names of male porn stars. But I like Evan Stone, her looks kind of like Davy Lee Roth

 

[Rogueleader]

BTW, the woods and meadow besides my house are available for black metal photoshoots year round. I will even make the pictures black and white and add some grain in photoshop free of charge.

 

[GarethSE]

let me go grab my hooded robes and corpse paint so that i may grimace at your camera

 

[AllanD]

I work at an office, yes it's bad.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

In case this thread has brought up any questions regarding me, male vampires and/or male pornstars, I still like boobs.

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

Sure ya do

 

[guitarguru777]

In case this thread has brought up any questions regarding me, male vampires and/or male pornstars, I still like boobs.

This ones for you Jarkkoff

 

[guitarguru777]

Speak for yourself

If I were a chick I'd fuck em in the ass with a strap-on.. why not

Then again i would probably do the same to half you fuckers. If I were a chick porn star I would probably fuck most of ya just to get my mixes reviewed well. there would at least be Blowjobs ...

OMG SneapBukkake.com!!

EPIC!

 

[DanLights]

Sofware Design / Hacking and Porn Producer.

Lasse and Ermz are going to be in my next film. They both love fucking fat bitches.

Lasse has a scene with this amazingly fat chick thats pushing 550lbs its going to be a belly button scene. He gets to fuck her fat rolls for hours on end. We still cant find her pussy so that will have to suffice.

As for Erms, hes in a face sitting scene. Ever try and 69 a fat chick? Its like being in one of those bouncy houses while being deflated, eventually you just get caught up in the folds and if your not careful.... death

Dont worry guys. I got plenty of cooking oil to keep everything nice a slippery

Funny part is I am really not kidding about the Porn Producer part ...lol

Hahahahahaha now I can´t take the pictures out of my head, you rule hahahahaha

Besides a failed porn star with a fractured penis, and a failure of an AE who almost has to PAY to get work, I´m an English teacher with 4 years experience in teaching (I´m 23) and a recently graduated Industrial Engineer but still haven´t worked in that field... so yeah another failure there

edit: this thread is the funniest non-troll involving thread in ages

 

[Dimaura]

Former internet tech support agent for cox cable.

Now delivering pizzas and trying build my piano technician clientele.

 

[aberration]

Speak for yourself

For some reason, all I can think of is SCROLLS OF THE MEGILLOTH!

 

[ahjteam]

In case this thread has brought up any questions regarding me, male vampires and/or male pornstars, I still like boobs.

Yer welcome.

 

[guitarguru777]

LOL!

 

[Josh Burgess]

Student majoring in Computer Science/Information Systems. Almost finished...

 

[Skinny Viking]

Former internet tech support agent for cox cable.

HAHAHAHAHA

"Cox Cable"

 

[Sacha]

I train people on how to use software and teach guitar as well. Trying to ramp up to more audio work this year and working freelance from home on various things.

 

[GoofPig]

I'm a Civil Designer in the Water Implementation group.

It's like an engineer but without huge salary and the dick in the arse.