So what does everyone do?

[aberration]

You have a semi-autonomous member?

 

[guitarguru777]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Dude i nearly pissed myself....

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

I dunno dude you sport that package pretty nicely, me on the other hand. I am hung like an amoeba.

That's actually my wallet, those pants didn't have any pockets.

So... What does everyone do?

 

[Line666]

That's actually my wallet, those pants didn't have any pockets.

So... What does everyone do?

This killed me

 

[guitarguru777]

Told you I wasn't pretty

3 months apart these 2 gigs ... same shirt, how embarrassing

 

[HeadCrusher]

Damn man, if thats the case, I should be a millionaire!

So you know at least 2,000 fat girls that would bang you on tape? Nice!

Seriously though, I don't get how the business modell works... I'm curious!

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

This thread will be the death of me And WTF is with French fry girl's hands, they look freakin' infantile

 

[drew_drummer]

I liek freiz

 

[KeithReyn]

So you know at least 2,000 fat girls that would bang you on tape? Nice!

Seriously though, I don't get how the business modell works... I'm curious!

What makes you think i havent allready gotten some on tape??? Ive been a deviant for some time.

 

[guitarguru777]

Ok so for those of you interested in HOW this works its pretty simple really.....

You film your scene, edit and make it look decent. At that point you send us a 3 or 4 minute demo of it. If we like it we buy it have you fill out some legal shit and pay you $500. I get about 60 submissions a week and only 1 or 2 of those actually makes it to our online store, PPV theater, and website.

 

[Line666]

This thread will be the death of me And WTF is with French fry girl's hands, they look freakin' infantile

They're sausages specially designed for dick weaving.

 

[Skinny Viking]

Ok so for those of you interested in HOW this works its pretty simple really.....

You film your scene, edit and make it look decent. At that point you send us a 3 or 4 minute demo of it.

if you want a 3 or 4 minute demo of my scene I'll have to actually loop it a couple times :Spin:

 

[aberration]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[guitarguru777]

You guys should check out baconandporn.com We need submissions! That's the freebie site. I am looking for hot bitches and bacon. Thats the theme of the month.

 

[HandsOfDespair]

Unemployed , tried to find a job in a studio or as an audio designer for last few weeks, but I only have 1 interview coming, and I don't know when...So I'll try to find a shitty job this week cause I still have my rent and a lto of stuff to pay

 

[guitarguru777]

Fuck wrong thread

 

[HeadCrusher]

if you want a 3 or 4 minute demo of my scene I'll have to actually loop it a couple times :Spin:

Haha, really appreciate the honesty here.

What makes you think i havent allready gotten some on tape??? Ive been a deviant for some time.

Sorry, that came across the wrong way. I was just laying down the numbers and 2,000 seemed quite a lot if you are not a pro pornstar.

 

[guitarguru777]

2,000 seemed quite a lot if you are not a pro pornstar.

or Wilt Chamberlian

 

[GarethSE]

This thread fucking rules, guitarguru, my non-existant hat goes off to you. \o/
shit's bringing the lolz

Anyway, I mooch off the government and wander around philosophising, cultivating irrationality, following the flow like a Cornish Pixie caught in a stiff breeze ^_^
This usually amounts to spending most of my time doing drugs, playing video games and listening to death metal, grind, jazz and fuckin JEWISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC.
Then I occasionally find some time to make some stupid music which I then post on the forum and get responses claiming it's either shit or that they don't get it.
And I have approximately zero desire to change this right now because I fucking love it and all of you guys only wish you had my existence. ^_^

Cue the: MAN WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB lines \m/

 

[Rogueleader]

it's not like any of us are exactly Playgirl cover material:

Speak for yourself