So what does everyone do?

[Glenn Fricker]

Funny part is I am really not kidding about the Porn Producer part ...lol

...and if you ever do a movie with hot girls (the non-fat type), I can be your PA. I've got the degree to back it up!


(I've also got a 60d & Glidecam so you can shoot 2 cameras!)

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Voluptuous Vampire Virgins

That's not a fucking vampire, at least according to Twilight. And to be completely honest, I think I'd rather stick my love pole in Rober Pattison than... well, that.

No homo.

 

[guitarguru777]

...and if you ever do a movie with hot, nonfat girls, I can be your PA. I've got the degree to back it up!


(I've also got a 60d & Glidecam so you can shoot 2 cameras!)

Dude all we need to do is take a trip to Vancouver and get some of them hot smokin' canuck sluts!

 

[guitarguru777]

That's not a fucking vampire, at least according to Twilight. And to be completely honest, I think I'd rather stick my love pole in Rober Pattison than... well, that.

No homo.

HAHAHAH don't talk about my wife like that...That's actually her, she just did the box cover, she wasn't actually IN the video...lol

 

[Line666]

 

[guitarguru777]

i still cant get over the

No homo.

I'm crying over here seriously, that was fucking funny ....lol

 

[guitarguru777]

She cooks a mean meal and sucks a good dick. Trust me Owen if you looked like me you would realize that's like dating one of them Swedish Swim Team bitches.... trust me. If I looked any more like Ron Jeremy I would BE Ron Jeremy

 

[Skinny Viking]

my dropbox isn't working so I can't be funny now

 

[Line666]

She cooks a mean meal and sucks a good dick. Trust me Owen if you looked like me you would realize that's like dating one of them Swedish Swim Team bitches.... trust me. If I looked any more like Ron Jeremy I would BE Ron Jeremy

I was more facepalming at Jarkkos predicament of having directly insulted your wife.

I can't really comment on the other part, I'm not very pretty either.

 

[KeithReyn]

I am a fan Guitarguru777 even more than I was before!

Seems part of our paths are similar. We should hang out sir.

As far as day jobs, ive had over 60 jobs in my life. everything from being a waiter to being a jizz mopper.
Right now, I do sound at a metal club, the studio stuff and teach classes in extreme high-fiving.

 

[HeadCrusher]

If im supplying the girls then the guys need to come to the states and they aint getting $500 a scene, so for them its pointless.

So tell me again how this works... One has to find a fat chick themselves, shoot a scene with her, send it to you for release and that's what you get $500 for?

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

She cooks a mean meal and sucks a good dick.

But in the picture she looks like she has a thirst for blood, which is never good when combined with blowjobs, whereas Pattison and his undead companions just look like they need a good old rammin'. Vampires can look like "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and drink the blood", or like "I just realized I'm kinda bi-curious, and would be absolutely grateful if you inserted your huge meatstick between my pale fifteenth-century buttocks."

I'm starting to feel a bit awkward with all the mental images here.

 

[KeithReyn]

So tell me again how this works... One has to find a fat chick themselves, shoot a scene with her, send it to you for release and that's what you get $500 for?

Damn man, if thats the case, I should be a millionaire!

 

[drew_drummer]

I don't think it's a good idea to refer to your wife as a cash cow either.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

I was more facepalming at Jarkkos predicament of having directly insulted your wife.

I can't really comment on the other part, I'm not very pretty either.

Just talking bollocks here, it's not like any of us are exactly Playgirl cover material:

 

[guitarguru777]

amarshism and I are in agreement at this point. I believe this has turned Legendary at this point ...lol

 

[Skinny Viking]

 

[KeithReyn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Line666]

Just talking bollocks here, it's not like any of us are exactly Playgirl cover material:

I dunno man, that's pretty hot right there.

 

[guitarguru777]

Just talking bollocks here, it's not like any of us are exactly Playgirl cover material:

I dunno dude you sport that package pretty nicely, me on the other hand. I am hung like an amoeba.