You're a spaz. By all of those one dimensional and idiotic tests I'd 100% be gay. I like to moisturise my skin so it does not get dry, I love musicals, I like pink icing on chocolate cakes and I went and saw becoming Jane the other day and it was fucking beautiful. Oh and Nathan Fillion is hot.
All of which means precisely nothing, because I've never wanted to be with a dude in my life, and I reguarly date ladies.
Fuck lame quizzes.
shwazza!