you guys, i have a surprise for you

[IanDork107]

if i can get it all worked out, i'll post it here tomorrow. it's a little lowbrow, but i think you'll like it.

 

[NAD]

 

[xfer]

ooh!

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Ian is posting tease.

 

[IanDork107]

ok, this might be more trouble than it's worth, but if you're willing, download this 30MB asf file and fastforward to about 25:25 or so and watch for about 20 seconds. Also, this is NOT WORK SAFE. It's from an FTP, so you might have to use firefox, or netscape might possibly work if you don't have firefox.

AGAIN, NOT WORK SAFE

 

[Novembers Paul]

OK, that's AWESOME. LOL!!!

 

[FalseTodd]

o

 

[FalseTodd]

m

 

[FalseTodd]

g

 

[FalseTodd]

this is the best martin luther king day present i've ever received

*sniff*

 

[FalseTodd]

also, is all live sex chat stuff that, uh, not sexy?

sorority girl topless doing a headstand on her chair and saying 'woo'

that'll churn your butter

 

[xfer]

her rocking is disturbing me. i knew a retarded kid who did that all the time.

this clip rules though!

 

[Reanna]

it wont open for me

 

[The Dope]

Interesting. What's the story behind this?

 

[FuSoYa]

YES






x

 

[IanDork107]

(the backstory)

the other day some guy i know found this site that has the worst coding in the history of internet porn, so bad that you can get into their feeds and chat rooms without even doing anything remotely "hacker." so he was having fun with all the chicks on that shitty site, from what i hear he and some people from a message board got a few girls to cry and threaten quitting. when i heard about it was when that girl was on. at first her rocking back and forth was rididulously disturbing and i kind of felt like i was watching a downs-syndrome or autistic girl topless, but then i found out what a good sport she was and had a little stupid fun. almost as good as the kayo dot bit was just before my friend started recording that, when she shot the \m/ sign and growled "Dissection!"

 

[xfer]

truly an awesome post.

 

[IanDork107]

funnily enough, when i asked her to say "burzum ist krieg," she refused becaushe she's jewish. technically i'm jewish and i have no trouble saying it. oh well.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

the link isn't working now and I couldn't download it earlier.

 

[xfer]

i had to "save target" and then open it from my computer; attempting to stream it made the link fail.