ITT: i am not seriously disturbed (and neither are you)

[minxnim]

so like, you guys want to hang out and talk about normal stuff or what?

also, i think i may leave my house tomorrow for work after getting well over 4 hours of sleep.

 

[minxnim]

sorry, but graffiti is illegal. that's bad.

 

[minxnim]

hi, my clothes match. i'm totally not wearing a black skirt that goes past my toes and a wife beater.

 

[minxnim]

i'm always cheerful.

 

[minxnim]

working in a coroner's office would be so horrifying.

 

[minxnim]

the 30 second posting rule doesn't irritate me at all.

 

[minxnim]

i've never used drugs.
or needed a shrink.

 

[minxnim]

nix and i are quiet because we are good listeners. that's all.

 

[minxnim]

i need and like people to love me.

 

[minxnim]

i'm gonna go eat lunch with my coworkers now and talk about my favorite TV show the sopranos.

 

[Nut Butter]

I've never sat in my cubicle thinking everyone in the office is "out to get me".

 

[lizard]

I hate minxnim.

and I am not some pathetic loser who left her valentine out for three weeks after Val day to elicit curious comments from my coworkers.

 

[Nut Butter]

I love movies with unrealistically happy endings. They make me feel fuzzy.

 

[Nut Butter]

I would never laugh hysterically at someone crying.

 

[Nut Butter]

There's no such thing as a "good side" to neuroses.

 

[mindspell]

Male 27, 6'2", weight proportional to height. Looking for life partner for long walks on the beach, Frasier reruns and bungalow in the suburbs. Looking for blonde cheerleader-type, active and willing to order me diner every night. Most importantly want to watch movies on saturday nights and looking to regain youth with boozefest when there is a "special occasion" like birthday of girlfriend of friend, then spending the next two days complaining that should not drink anymore.

 

[azal]

Retarded children were not created for my amusement.

 

[mindspell]

I never read books because they give me "ideas" and "reflections"

 

[Nut Butter]

I would never dream of carrying a concealed weapon "just in case"

 

[goatschool]

i just turned down a dream job interview in dreamy VT for no viable reason.