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Ensi
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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SMOOTH
BABABA BITCHES!damn I hope some guy really tries something like that.
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StephenSLR
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A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first
person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Afghani!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Australia!'
The person says, 'I not Australian, me Iraqi!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Pakistan , I am not from
Australia!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?' She says,
'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says .....'Probably at work'
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person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Afghani!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Australia!'
The person says, 'I not Australian, me Iraqi!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Pakistan , I am not from
Australia!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?' She says,
'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says .....'Probably at work'
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StephenSLR
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I hear ya! I've noticed all the non-whites in Norway, Sweden, etc.
Australia is surrounded by water and the world's trash have collected in Indonesia and await there to arrive here by boat. We call them 'boat people'.
The Indonesians have a scam going, they collect big fees to send them here in crappy old fish trawlers, etc.
We can't patrol our whole coast and it's a never ending battle for our armed forces having to fish these people out of the water and send them to refugee camps.
When political parties shift their views we are bombarded by them as they try to get in before rules change. On top of that there are the ones who come here legally by plane and overstay their visas.
Also, some parts of Sydney look like China, Vietnam, etc. being close to Asia we're full of Asians.
A popular slogan is 'F*ck off, we're full'
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Ensi
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Haha, I see.
Here you can basically just waltz in and recieve free money (from our taxes), free housing, free food (was in local newspaper that they complained about the bread being dry) and everything.
Our prisons are also like 3 star hotels; Education, day allowance, food, everything. Some immigrants came here just to do criminal stuff so they would be put in jail, was in the news.
Here you can basically just waltz in and recieve free money (from our taxes), free housing, free food (was in local newspaper that they complained about the bread being dry) and everything.
Our prisons are also like 3 star hotels; Education, day allowance, food, everything. Some immigrants came here just to do criminal stuff so they would be put in jail, was in the news.
