You laugh, you lose...

[Ensi]

 

[Hatebræder]

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^ !!!

 

[elli]

^^

 

[s]

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[Marwen]

^

feels good man

 

[NewWorld]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHtmLEQyQI&feature=related old but gold!

The guy who gets hit is the spitting image of my cousin.

 

[FridgePack]

2 Last ones=

 

[s]

s

 

[Marwen]

"Nato held top-level negotiations with a man who claimed to be the head of the Taliban – only for him to later admit he was a random Pakistani grocer who knew nothing about the organisation." (source)

 

[TheKid]

FUCK YEAH MOTHERLAND

 

[Lowberg]

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lololol its so true, I have had quite a few of those.
I had this one professor last year that had like a doctorate, but had no social skills and had a speech impediment and literally said "um" between every word and stuttered (my friend took a tally one time and she said um like 250 times in an hour)

Like I can understand that the person can't help it, but geeze i wish my money was paying for someone who can actually teach their knowledge

 

[Leandro]

Yeah, like university professors are paid to teach.

They teach because they have to, given the option, most wouldn't. With a few VERY rare exceptions, "teaching" just isn't what a professor signed up for.

 

[Bodomonkey]

lol

 

[TheKid]

the water one actually had me laughing out loud, ten internets to you

 

[Ensi]

It wasn't even funny

 

[Leandro]

Yep, complete absence of humour.

 

[TheKid]

It wasn't even funny

didn't you get it?

 

[Macharius]

H2O2???? Hydrogen peroxide???? Bleach?????

 

[Leandro]

H20 means pure, distilled water, which, if you drank, would cause things in your digestive tract to burst open from osmotic pressure, which would be unhealthy.

It's either that or some very convoluted pun.