You need this band in your life....

[Ross___]

http://www.lapsuslinguae.co.uk


Lapsus Linguae are a band from Glasgow. They're so good that you couldn't make them up. Noisy fucked-up metal with classical piano and lyrics to keep you up at night....



Wring your hands
I'd rather wring your neck
Have you shut your bitching yet
What's this doubt and ambiguity
Could you be more specific please
Billboard print your eye can't absorb
Out the window of a spinning orb

Since I can't, keep me entertained
Shake your arsehole like a hurricane
Close your eyes take my hand and make a wish
Change the dolphins into stupid fish
Change the maths - two add two is five
Make the sperm whales semen sized

Laid an egg
It hatched into a kid
Promptly bit my fingers off
How'd I pull the trigger on my gun
I could still lash out with the stumps
Herman hesse
What a crock of shit
Charlton Heston's my favorite

More I eat the hungrier I feel
I lick menus, ignore the meals
I'm a cog, and if life is a brain
I'm a neuron. My function is:-
To absorb the radiators warmth
and the silence from the room




(There are songs on the site)

 

[Ross___]

Bump because I'm looking out for your best interests.

 

[Profanity]

Yes. Scotland has many underated bands. If only Scotland got the support it would be a good export of Metal.

 

[Ross___]

Scotland gets lots of support. We have a great music scene, but cheers for bumping my thread.