Your epitaph?

[Demonspell]

I've given this much thought, and the words I think should be inscribed above my final resting placce should be...

"Fuck Me...I'm Dead!"

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

---->
I'm with stupid

 

[Jayde]

"I need a shower."

Y'know, because there's dirt and stuff...........

 

[Jayde]

Originally posted by Oyo
---->
I'm with stupid

That's the kind of thing one of the people who are buried next to their wife or husband could put up.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Or piss off a complete stranger('s family), that was my intention

 

[ricochet]

"Why are you here?"

 

[Anthony]

"What the fuck are you looking at?
You are next!"

 

[blakmetalemp]

"yea he had his faults, but damnit he loved monkeys!"

 

[tenebrose]

It would say...

-,-'-|||||-||||-''--,,-,,,,-|-'''''-'''''-|-||||-'-

(For proper reading, turn your head to the left. Yes. Like that. You look like an idiot, you know. Eherm. Anyway. Prizes to the person who can figure out what it says!)

 

[lumen]

"You can find me, if you want me, in the garden..."
-Einsturzende Neubauten

 

[Salamurhaaja]

He was dead when he was above the earth, maybe now he is alive.

(I dunno LOL had to make something up )

 

[Belial]

"I told you I was sick!"

 

[Belial]

"Skull fuck me"

 

[Ethereal Sage]

"Backs aren't supposed to bend that way"

 

[Ethereal Sage]

"It was the cheapest, quite one bedroom unit I could find"

 

[HoserHellspawn]

"Join the army, they said.
See the world, they said..."

"Here lies an atheist -
all dressed up, and no place to go."

"Whoops"

"I oversleep just once, and this is what happens..."

"my husband John Barnes
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23, has
many qualifications of a good wife, and
yearns to be comforted."

a couple of those are real, the rest I made up.

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

...Uh... You're standing on my cock.

 

[Sullen Jester]

"I had a NDE and God said I had seven more months in my 40 year life. When I came to, I got cosmetic surgery and the bastard God didn't recognize me"

 

[Downfall]

Originally posted by Hearse


"The Wanker"

How about a Simpson quote?
"Remember me as I am: Filled with murderous rage."

 

[bleed for me]

i dunno but before i die i'd request that i'd be buried upside down so that everyone can kiss my ass....