Your epitaph?

"here lie the bones of a poor troll whose relatives are such CHEAPY ASSHOLES that didn't followed her last wish and buried her here instead of cremating her"

or I would like to have what anthony said ""What the fuck are you looking at? You are next!" :lol:
 
another idea i got while eating lunch:
"Get me out of here and cremate me!!! :grin: "

or hmmm
"Now i will eventually find out if there's sex after death :p :p "
 
I'd choose a slight variation of Anthony's:

"What the fuck are you looking at? I've been burnt to ashes, the urn's over there!"
 
"Live your life...leave, dammit!"

How about: "Make like a tree...and get outta here!" (McFly?) :lol: OK, sorry...that was lame.

"Come into this night when days are done."