What's the worst thing you've ever done

[Kthulhu]

When I was a teenager I did some quite stupid and mean things, nothing to be proud of. I remember when I had sex with a girl in a church at noon, then we painted with blood an small inverted cross on the doors. We also spat the blessed water at the entrance.

I had sex with another girl a couple years ago. After that she said: 'I love u, then I said: 'I don't, really. You are for me just a well-shaped and tasty piece of flesh. I don't really care what you think or feel about me, since I don't care about you'. 'Twas terrible.

A friend of mine started to attend Tae-Kwon-Do classes and after just a couple of lessons, he thought he was some kind of Bruce Lee or Van Damme. So, one day he asked me to throw him a punch. I did it with all my strenght and it landed clean. I broke his nose.

On a funeral of a relative, a cousin said crying: 'he was so kind, why dear lord did you take him with you' (or something like that). I said: wait a minute, what are u saying? he was an asshole, a real piece of shit and deserved to die - btw 'twas true - and c'mon, God doesn't even exists. If you wanna blame something, blame this dead guy who drank daily like there was no tomorrow...I'm sorry, indeed he had no tomorrow'.

 

[Eligos]

You're a false. I find it doubtful that the world pauses to let you monologue like that.

 

[Kthulhu]

You're a false. I find it doubtful that the world pauses to let you monologue like that.

You're free to believe it or not, but I'll tell you what happened after those things:

-The girl? she said something like "u're a piece of shit, I don't wanna see you anymore" tried to slap me but I stopped her hand, and that's how things went. I've never saw her again, not even once.

-I went with my friend to the hospital. I said: u asked for it but anyway I overdid it, so I'm sorry about that. He understood and accepted my apologizes.

-About the funeral stuff, he couldn't do anything - maybe he was just too sad about our uncle that passed away, I'll never know - he just saw me with angry eyes, crying; So I just left the place and never talked with him again.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I killed Jesus

 

[Eligos]

 

[waif]

Wouldn't that be Grant who killed Jesus?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

How did I kill Jesus?

 

[Blind Guardian]

I think he is mistaken. It was me. I killed Jesus.

 

[waif]

How did I kill Jesus?

By being a jew.

 

[Krow]

Gravedigger.

I aint sayin' he a gravedigga.... but he wasnt diggin up no broke nigga.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

By being a jew.

I suppose I might have made a good Pharisee.

 

[Onder]

I had sex with another girl a couple years ago. After that she said: 'I love u, then I said: 'I don't, really. You are for me just a well-shaped and tasty piece of flesh. I don't really care what you think or feel about me, since I don't care about you'. 'Twas terrible.

Haha, reminded me of this fucking dialogue I had w/ this weird (kinda pretty) chick in a pub near my school. She was quite drunk between classes and she came to me there and said: "Ondra, I'd like to sleep with you" and I replied "But I wouldn't" heh, then she jumped on backpedal: "dude, I was making fun" and I replied "but I wasn't".

I don't like girls like this. She has US boyfriend who is just a typical US guy and it just feels like she likes him just because he's american and different or something. I hate when she talks english and thinks it's fucking cool. Bleh. I'd fuck her only if she didn't want to.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I aint sayin' he a gravedigga.... but he wasnt diggin up no broke nigga.

 

[CF87]

Worst thing i've ever done is become an adult.

 

[waif]

You've done that? It's hard to tell.

 

[Srontgorrth]

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

The worst thing I have ever done was ask for a "Semen Burrito" over the intercom at the Taco Bell I work at. I almost lost my job and I could not work there for over a month while the situation was "under investigation" by corporate.

 

[st3333phani3333]

That is funny. Sometimes when my uncles goes to Taco Bell, he will order a fajita, but say "fagina". It gets them everytime.

As I said before, I never really did anything bad but as I think about some recent events, my younger brother got a calluse on his foot one time and ripped it off. He just threw it in his garbage can and as a few days passed, it turned a different color and looked kind of like a Lays potato chip. So he took it out of the garbage can, put it in this potato chip bag, and watched one of his friends take a bite into it. Very gross and the worst thing I have ever witnessed.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

uke:

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

The worst thing I have ever done was ask for a "Semen Burrito" over the intercom at the Taco Bell I work at. I almost lost my job and I could not work there for over a month while the situation was "under investigation" by corporate.

dude. win.