Recent content by raiz

narcosynthesis

anyone know where i can get info on the next nm tour? appreciate it.

could i unmake existence? like...would that just be one thing? cause it would entail a whole shitload of little things, but it'd really only be doing one thing...i think.

i'm listening to truth by prince, off the batman ost. who said that?! shut yer mouth private, or i'll have simmons slit yer throat while you're asleep!

i'm 18 now...that means i can go to real jail for the stuff i do =\

ay pyrus, do you know somewhere that sells that mask? that thing was tits and ass.

that's...not really cool...why would you wanna even think about that? oh...OH! my bad. no offense meant.

i call the rubber-fucking-band. or maybe not the rubber band, but that thing you made in elementary school where you took like an empty kleenex box, a used paper towel roll and like three rubber bands and made a shittar...you...you remember that? alright. sorry.

"so how are you doing caboose? are you following any of this whatsoever?" "I...think...so...That guy, Tex, is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you......a gay robot!" "Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot."

well, i'm too old to trick-or-treat and too young (in theory) to have children that i have to get costumes for, so my halloween will probably be spent the same way as many nights: sitting around drunk off my ass looking for a monster movie marathon some dumbass channel cut the hell out of to...

10/10 "you'd spot hannibal lector in seconds at an open source conference. you're liver's safe." lololol

chuck norris told that raven picked neveruary, or you would've picked chuck norris to sleep with? that's one hairy guy...what happened to him anyways? his action-hero stint was shorter than van damme's

'twas i! mwahahahaha-ech-*coughing violently*-erk-ahahahahaha

lol 'first off, that is offensive, and second...i am not a cockbite. seriously, i'm not a cockbite.'

i didn't say anything about a homo, that was yer association there bud. and earl's fat ass wouldn't fit into my little avatar heh heh.