Recent content by Scott Evil

Uh, I said Pete Tagtgren was God right after littledave claimed that Chuck Schuldiner was greater than God. Hence, Chuck is greater than Pete according to him. Which is bullshit.

Listen up, douchebag. I'm gonna make this as simple as possible, so even an idiot like you can understand: I USED TO LISTEN TO OPETH. I put it in capitals because it's easier to read too. If you can't understand that, you're even stupider than I thought.

Uhhh, I did. Which is why I said they sucked :rolleyes: By the same token, how can you actually comment on something outside of Death/Gorguts/Morbid Angel (first three albums)/Quo Vadis/Opeth/Necrophagist when you don't actually listen to anything else, Sunshine?

:rolleyes: Yes, I am bigger than you. But given your posting history in the Music section at bodybuilding.com, I wouldn't go around calling other people tools.

Yeah, no kidding - right after Psycroptic, Behemoth, Nile, Vomitory, Goratory, Disgorge, Impaled, Ghoul, Nunslaughter, Hypocrisy, Skinless, My Dying Bride, Dying Fetus, Misery Index, Criminal Element, Suffocation, DAATH, Mayhem, Burzum, Satyricon, Demolition Hammer, Windir, Bathory, Fleshgrind...

Jason from Divine Empire or Chalky from MSI and formerly Psycroptic should be auditioned. Of course they won't; they're not Swedish. Stop being cheap asses and hire Pete Tagtgren full time already.

Uhhhhh.... How the fuck did Mastodon and Opeth make it onto that list??

I was gonna go watch Slayer play here in Australia - right up until I found out that Mastodon were playing too. Fuck that.

Ghoul - Maniaxe Ghoul - Splatterthrash Goratory - Rice on Suede Disgorge - She Lay Gutted Nunslaughter - Goat

That's nice. I love Slayer because they were the first band that got me into metal. Now, I listen to a lot of Behemoth and Nile in particular. They don't seem to feel a need to have 'extreme illustrations' or 'God I hate you' contents. Nile base a great majority of their lyrics and musical...

Tracksuits are not appropriate metal attire. Thank Bloodduster for that pearl of wisdom - that particular track, I believe, was directed a Korn who had an adidas sponsorship.

Anal Cunt is the funniest band name ever.

You may as well say, "If someone took a shit, would you eat it? I might, so long as it tasted good. But if it didn't, I wouldn't."

They were right if they did. Hell, the Black Circle in Norway chased Deicide out of Europe, and they're all poser fags themselves. Just ask Ghoul :kickass:

Maniaxe, by Ghoul. Unless you're a cunt. It's fucking awesome. And funny. Fuck black metal posers!!