employee: This guy wants to talk to a supervisor because i told him we don't have Ghettopoly anymore.
me: well, i'm going to tell him the same thing, but if he doesnt' believe you, transfer him to me.
employee: transfers him
dude: i just talked to someone at YOUR company who told me that you have this game, so i stopped what i was doing to go get my credit card and order it and now this kid is telling me you don't have it.
me: that's right. i'm sorry if you were misinformed earlier. we no longer carry this item due to customer concerns.
dude: well, then why did that other person tell me that. i don't know how you're running that company.
me: (keeps from laughing) well, i'm sorry sir, its sold out.
dude: let me talk to YOUR supervisor
me: he's not currently available. i'd be happy to have him call you back. what is your name?
dude: no i'll hold.
me: i'm sorry but you can't hold. i'm not sure when he'll be in the office.
dude; what's his name?
me: Mike
dude: Mike WHO?
me: That is not information that i'm permitted to give out
dude: What is your name?
me: missy.
dude MISSY WHAT?
me: again, sir, i'd be happy to have my supervisor call you if you prefer, but we are no longer carrying this item...
dude: FORGET IT, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN...YOU BITCH!
*hangs up*