if you went to the Great White show...

YOU MEAN THIS ONE? Dutifully, I comply.

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MANOWAR KILLS SCORES OF HAIR-METAL POSUERS IN RHODE ISLAND
Providence, RI (AP)

Confused news reports this morning indicated that metal powerhouse MANOWAR torched a seedy nightclub in the United States' main port of entery for high-grade heroin.

Witnesses recount a bloodbath that started when several men arrived at the nightclub on large, powerful motorcycles wielding flamethrowers shouting "Death to False Metal". Bassist Joey DeMaio was quoted as saying "OTHER BANDS PLAY, MANOWAR KILLS"

Security cameras from the club show drummer Scott Columbus shouting that the clubgoers would be "PURIFIED WITH FIRE" as Eric Adams busted skulls and stated that he was a "Dark Avenger".

Authorities are searching for Manowar but prospects are dim as the police are made of clay, not of steel.

(stolen from BCO)
 
Yeah, they stuck the sparklers into the foam padding that was used as insulation (?!?!?)

The blaze was the deadliest U.S. fire since nearly 80 people died in the 1993 inferno at the Branch Davidian compound near Waco, Texas.

This has to be the most fucked up distinction for any rock band in history..