1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[rahvin]

419. because as soon as you went away, desperation settled in and i found myself howling at the moon and mourning your departure. why, oh why did you leave? all that is left for me to do now is follow your last advice and buy one copy of dd a day, for the rest of my life.

rahvin. (whose address code is 10134... quite a way away)

 

[seventi]

420: Because I got up early to go to school, just to notice what I didn't have any classes today. So, I'm sitting here like a fucking moron not doing much

 

[|ngenius]

421) Because seventi woke up early and did the stuff aforementioned.


|ngenius (Original)

 

[|ngenius]

422) And because Ron Jeremy is the worst porn actor on Earth.


|ng.

 

[seventi]

423: Because you are absolutely right. Ron Jeremy is aweful. Rocco is better and more heavier. But Ron Jeremy is cool in the movie "Boondock saints"!!!!

 

[Rei Toei]

424) because it's excellent for sweetening your coffee

 

[PrinnyD00d]

425) Because we were actually discussing the quality of pornographic acting for a second there.

 

[seventi]

426: Because Jenna is a hot female

 

[seventi]

427: And you have a cool avatar

 

[seventi]

428: Because I am bored

 

[seventi]

429: Because I think I go on a ride with my car to cure my boredom and play some DT cruising downtown

 

[Lethe78]

430. Because before DD came out, masturbation lost its fun.

 

[rahvin]

431. because in the end nobody is right or wrong, true or false, good or evil, dead or alive.

rahvin.

 

[Ormir]

432. Because every post will bring this closer to 1000 and finally I can read the first page without this silly thread in my face all the time.

 

[seventi]

433: Because playing DD in your cd player while cruising downtown is sooooooooooo much cooler than seeing a ghettonigger doing the same with Nelly - Country Grammar

 

[Naku ist krig]

434. because penis isn´t limb.

 

[xenophobe]

435) Because if you have erectile dysfunction, it will make you hard again!

 

[Zero888]

436) because it puts hair on my balls

 

[Naku ist krig]

437. because we need someone to hate.

 

[Iron-Flames]

438. Because I need something to hold me over till I force RealHazard to mail me the new CoB album when it is released in Finland, because there is no way in fuck I'm waiting till March!