1000 reasons to buy damage done today

[rahvin]

539. because i meet dt fans even at my cousin's wedding.

rahvin.

 

[Thanatos]

540. because it's not evil metal

 

[Jasef]

541. To use as a nice plate if youre out of the ordinary ones

 

[Lethe78]

542. Because it promotes positive images of today's youth into the minds of today's elderly.

 

[seventi]

543: Because if any one reaches post nr 1000 before me I will litteraly buttfuck everyone

 

[Lethe78]

544. Because it is obvious that seventi is a horny trisexual.

 

[PrinnyD00d]

545) Because it's my favorite way to violate "quiet hours," which, incidentally, happen to be all 24 of them.

 

[xenophobe]

546) Because you will be mutilated in your sleep by haggard nuns if you don't buy it!

 

[rahvin]

547. because part of the money you spend on it will help reseachers find a cure for scrofula.

rahvin.

 

[xenophobe]

548) Because you will know that you are tr00 only if you have it.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

549. B/c no one is ever in the fucking UM IRC channel anymore.

 

[seventi]

Originally posted by Lethe78
544. Because it is obvious that seventi is a horny trisexual.

 

[xenophobe]

550) Just go out and buy the fucking thing, it's only a few dollars... and you will be happy.

 

[BiatchGuy]

551) because.. buttplug? buttplug? butt plug? BUTTAH PLUGGGHAA!!

 

[PrinnyD00d]

Originally posted by rahvin
547. because part of the money you spend on it will help reseachers find a cure for scrofula.

rahvin.

552) Because I was unaware that anyone else was aware of the word "scrofula."

 

[xenophobe]

553) Because my growls aren't as good as you would hear on Damage Done.

 

[wildfyr]

554. because the power of mice compels you

 

[PrinnyD00d]

555) Because the power of christ impales you.

 

[rahvin]

556. because this cd saved my life when i was marooned on a volcanic island in the indian sea.

rahvin.

 

[Terrifyer]

557) because the new female singer of arch enemy has a nice ass