1000 reasons to buy damage done today

973. Because anybody who can play Ace of Spades on the guitar behind their back, should do something useful with their life, like buy Damage Done.
 
979. Because White Noise / Black Metal can be played backwards, producing a subliminal message of satan worship.

980. Because animal porn still isn't legal.

981. Because Finns do it better.
 
984. because it's cheap

985. because jewelcases are see-through

986. because the lyrics fit perfectly the damage done in me

987. because most people are worthless traitors and cds are not

988. because I will get back at those ungrateful fucks

989. because the hypocrytical bitch dares post about it

990. because I don't have an internet love, just some people I thought were friends

991. because maple leafers, ibéricos and pasta swallowers are still trustworthy in my book

992. because my life is in a stalemate right now

993. because I should have a long talk with Mr. Johnny Walker ASAP

994. because I'm a vengeful fuck

995. because kind dwarfs will send it to you and pretend you owe them nothing :mad:

996. because I have to leave my besieged haven in a few hours

997. because that's what I get for being friendly

998. because I shouldn't deny my bitterness

999. because I'll nail you to the treason wall, and stab the night and the day, along with your guts out of your sight
 
there you go fuckers!



1000. because rahvin will not edit my post, because he is a nice and kind moderator
 
Geez, I'm glad it's not my job to go back and check the entire thread to confirm the legitimacy of the post count.
*Has doubts*
Mwuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
Originally posted by NeXTLiFE
Geez, I'm glad it's not my job to go back and check the entire thread to confirm the legitimacy of the post count.
*Has doubts*
Mwuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

if you were implying it's mine, i just applied for brain surgery. :D

rahvin.