1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

One per response, no responding without a way to kill Rusty
This way the reply counter helps us

 

[Fractured]

1.

Stick a toastingfork through Rustys brain.

 

[Steve]

1. Don't let him eat


And be creative and non-gruesome, it's a joke, remember that

 

[Caelestia]

good grief, we can't kill Rusty. his voice is too nice!

oh well.

3. Asphyxiate him with love and affection!

 

[Steve]

3: shoot him wit ha potato gun

 

[Steve]

get him really drunk so he has alcohol poisoning

and numbering isn't working...

 

[R.I.P.2]

4. Winking at him and calling him Russuplops.

 

[Caelestia]

7. Take away his hearing.

 

[Steve]

Light him on fire

 

[Fractured]

9.
Make Forest be relegated down to the 2:nd Division.

 

[Rusty]

10. Make a thread about 1001 ways to kill him, thus making him feel that life just isn't worth it and everyone is out to get him before committing suicide.

Maybe.

 

[Fractured]

11. Aww, you know we do it just because we like you.


Pull out his brain with a hook through his nose.

 

[Sonnenritter]

Yeah, what Frac said.

Wrap him in a soaked piece of leather then lay him out in the hot sun.

 

[Steve]

10. Make a thread about 1001 ways to kill him, thus making him feel that life just isn't worth it and everyone is out to get him before committing suicide.

Maybe.

It'sa a joke, and it was your idea (see 10k posts thread)

sand him down, spray him with rustoleum, then throw him in a lake

 

[Rusty]

14. Make him laugh himself to death by taking him too seriously.

 

[ante]

15 flush him down the drain

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

16. tie him down and leave him with bubba and tyrone

 

[Steve]

17: eat him

 

[Steve]

18. soak him in barbeque sauce and drop him in a field of cannibals

 

[Steve]

19. Give Jerry Falwell a shotgun and tell him Rusty is gay