1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

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slash his chest open with a machete

 

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put a paper bag over his head and walk him off a cliff

 

[The intruder88 (v2.0)]

Ram a twelve-inch safety pin up his asshole and a superheated rod through his head.

 

[xenophobe]

Give him a pair of tights, tell him to go run around in the forest and then send the sheriff after him