1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

steamroller + paper shredder

 

[xenophobe]

tie strips of bacon all over him and then lock him in a room with profanity...

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Rape him, put him on a cabbage soup diet, lock him in a room, and let him die from smelling his own farts.

 

[Spike]

You're EEEEvil!







*Gives Rusty a Gas Mask.... Filled with Cyanide*

 

[Niklas]

plutonium y fronts

 

[NaTaSMAI]

You're EEEEvil! !







*Gives Rusty a Gas Mask.... Filled with Cyanide*

I can't help it, it's just who I am But I love you.


Rape, rape, rape, then force feed him poop till he dies.

 

[Rusty]

May I ask who's doing the raping??

 

[Spike]

Nami is, of course.

You like?

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

Stab him in the throat with a bic pen

 

[Steve]

potato barrage!

 

[Olórin]

Throw him in a lake, freeze it and fly it in to space, throw it in to a black hole and throw the black hole off a cliff.



Into a lake.

 

[Spike]

"Hey Rusty, you see that LAKE over there in the distance?: :Smug: *Points*

*BAM!*

*Smacks Rusty upside the back of the head with a 'Rusty-Nailed' 2x4*

Bet you never saw THAT one comin', now did ya?

 

[Steve]

call him Spike

 

[Niklas]

shoot random ammounts of squash balls at his face ;-)

untill he dies...

 

[Spike]

call him Spike

*Dies*

:zombie:

shoot random ammounts of squash balls at his face ;-)

untill he dies

Hey!

WE'RE TRYING TO KILL RUSTY HERE, REMEMBER!!!!!?

(I shoulda thought of that one. )

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

Stab him with a big RUSTY nail, HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! Im so fuckin' witty

 

[Spike]

Stab him with a big RUSTY nail, HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! Im so fuckin' witty

I know, I AM the king of wit. :Smug:

 

[xenophobe]

Force him into a toilet, take a crap and flush!

 

[Steve]

let him see how hellish this forum has become.

 

[Steve]

merge the CoB OT forum into here and make him live here