1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

give him a poisoned beer

 

[Spike]

Give him ALOT of normal beer :zombie:

 

[Steve]

give him only cheap light beer to drink

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Rape him, put him in a clown costume, tie him to a tree and leave him for dead.

 

[Spike]

Ex-CUSE ME!!?



Watch you're mouth 'lil Miss!



For the record, the tree (twig) is actually overhanging a lake. And Rusty's dead weight is about to bring him inexorably crashing down to a meeting with mother sea.



Never forget the lake.

 

[Steve]

don't throw him i na lake and let him die of shock

then throw his body in a lake

 

[Steve]

by not letting this thread die

 

[Steve]

throw a lake on him

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Gag him, rape him, and throw him on the train tracks

 

[Niklas]

leave him in a room for 24hours with steve some vasseline, a cucumber and disney films

 

[Profanity]

This is another example of a thread of spam by Steve.

 

[Steve]

lock him in a room with profanity fo a day
this room is in a lake

 

[Profanity]

199-Throw him into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Steve]

throw him and apit and fill it with water, making it a lake

 

[Niklas]

circumcise him with a potato peeler

 

[Steve]

^ouch

Give him lots of alcohol while overlooking a cliff, then allow him to fall off into the lake at the bottom of the cliff.

 

[Niklas]

that wud be pleasurable....

 

[Steve]

lock him in a room with no ventalation an dlots of weed burning.. and once he passes out, open the door and shove him out the window in the next room.

you know where he goes then...

 

[Niklas]

feet first in a wood chipper

 

[Steve]

head first in a wood chipper