xenophobe
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Give him a Robin Hood costume, let him run into the forest, and have the sheriff come after him 
Either that or the crumpets.
Either that or the crumpets.
1001 Ways to Kill Rusty
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1. Stick a toastingfork through Rustys brain.
2. Don't let him eat
3. Asphyxiate him with love and affection!
4. Shoot him with a potato gun
5. Get him really drunk so he has alcohol poisoning
6. Winking at him and calling him Russuplops.
7. Take away his hearing.
8. Light him on fire
9. Make Forest be relegated down to the 2:nd Division
10. Make a thread about 1001 ways to kill him, thus making him feel that life just isn't worth it and everyone is out to get him before committing suicide.
11. Pull out his brain with a hook through his nose.
12. Wrap him in a soaked piece of leather then lay him out in the hot sun.
13. Sand him down, spray him with rustoleum, then throw him in a lake
14. Make him laugh himself to death by taking him too seriously.
15. Flush him down the drain
16. Tie him down and leave him with bubba and tyrone
17. Eat him
18. Soak him in barbeque sauce and drop him in a field of cannibals
19. Give Jerry Falwell a shotgun and tell him Rusty is gay
20. Ban him from UM
Inject him with a lethal dose of caffeine
2. Don't let him eat
3. Asphyxiate him with love and affection!
4. Shoot him with a potato gun
5. Get him really drunk so he has alcohol poisoning
6. Winking at him and calling him Russuplops.
7. Take away his hearing.
8. Light him on fire
9. Make Forest be relegated down to the 2:nd Division
10. Make a thread about 1001 ways to kill him, thus making him feel that life just isn't worth it and everyone is out to get him before committing suicide.
11. Pull out his brain with a hook through his nose.
12. Wrap him in a soaked piece of leather then lay him out in the hot sun.
13. Sand him down, spray him with rustoleum, then throw him in a lake
14. Make him laugh himself to death by taking him too seriously.
15. Flush him down the drain
16. Tie him down and leave him with bubba and tyrone
17. Eat him
18. Soak him in barbeque sauce and drop him in a field of cannibals
19. Give Jerry Falwell a shotgun and tell him Rusty is gay
20. Ban him from UM
Inject him with a lethal dose of caffeine
21. Launch a Carl-Gustav rocket 10cm from his head.
22. Bring him to a AIK match with their fans and yell he actually like DIF more
23. Show him the entire Blackadder DVD from season 1-4 in one stretch.
24. Bring him to an 8 hour long opera
25. Make him watch Gigli over and over and over and over...
26. Lock him in a rubber room, sedate him heavily...and when he wakes up, IF he wakes up, we'll see if he can be a nice boy!
27. Plot his downfall until he commits suicide
28. Set him up on a blind date with Richard Simmons.
29. Force him to be offline for 3 months.
30. Take away his metal collection.
31. Steal all his plectrums.
32. Grab him through his computer and turn him into an email, then delete him
33. Tie him up to a chair and feed him chocolate
34. Put him in the iron maiden
35. Stick his head in the goatse man's lower intestines and suffocate him.
36. Tell him he couldn't program his way out of a brown-paper-bag...... and watch him self combust
37. Make him listen to macho man randy savage rap for 4 days
38. Skin him alive and dip him, body first in lemon juice while playing "The Best of the Teletubbies" on a big screen television.
39. Get crumpets, and procede to stuff
40. Dress him in diapers and babytalk to him.
22. Bring him to a AIK match with their fans and yell he actually like DIF more
23. Show him the entire Blackadder DVD from season 1-4 in one stretch.
24. Bring him to an 8 hour long opera
25. Make him watch Gigli over and over and over and over...
26. Lock him in a rubber room, sedate him heavily...and when he wakes up, IF he wakes up, we'll see if he can be a nice boy!
27. Plot his downfall until he commits suicide
28. Set him up on a blind date with Richard Simmons.
29. Force him to be offline for 3 months.
30. Take away his metal collection.
31. Steal all his plectrums.
32. Grab him through his computer and turn him into an email, then delete him
33. Tie him up to a chair and feed him chocolate
34. Put him in the iron maiden
35. Stick his head in the goatse man's lower intestines and suffocate him.
36. Tell him he couldn't program his way out of a brown-paper-bag...... and watch him self combust
37. Make him listen to macho man randy savage rap for 4 days
38. Skin him alive and dip him, body first in lemon juice while playing "The Best of the Teletubbies" on a big screen television.
39. Get crumpets, and procede to stuff
40. Dress him in diapers and babytalk to him.
41. Lock him up in a room with Incendiare
42. Dress him as a gay biker and release him in Texas
43. Drag him hog-tied behind a car.
44. Have nØthing fight him to teh death!
45. Break his Morningrise CD...
46. Joke about breaking his Morningrise CD.
47. Pretend not to joke about breaking his Morningrise CD, but steal it instead..
48. Say to him we're out of cheese.
49. Throw cheese into trash can infront of his eyes.
50. One word: Napalm.
51. Killed by a topless zombie chick, then turned into a zombie himself.
52. Get Rusty a real lap dance
53. Steal all his Camels
54. Hugging him to death
55. Never hugging him at all
56. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to The Coral for 3 weeks non stop
57. Buy him a pair of fashionable 'cement boots'
58. Cast him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
59. Drop him out of the back of a van in a KKK shirt in Harlem.
60. Show him what a naked girl looks like
42. Dress him as a gay biker and release him in Texas
43. Drag him hog-tied behind a car.
44. Have nØthing fight him to teh death!
45. Break his Morningrise CD...
46. Joke about breaking his Morningrise CD.
47. Pretend not to joke about breaking his Morningrise CD, but steal it instead..
48. Say to him we're out of cheese.
49. Throw cheese into trash can infront of his eyes.
50. One word: Napalm.
51. Killed by a topless zombie chick, then turned into a zombie himself.
52. Get Rusty a real lap dance
53. Steal all his Camels
54. Hugging him to death
55. Never hugging him at all
56. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to The Coral for 3 weeks non stop
57. Buy him a pair of fashionable 'cement boots'
58. Cast him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
59. Drop him out of the back of a van in a KKK shirt in Harlem.
60. Show him what a naked girl looks like
Caelestia
rawr
Club him with a drumstick until he's unconscious... then steal his money and pay somone to throw him in a lake
Adam90125
Member
Spike said:I see no lake in this method....... there for it sucks.
Method: Put a particularily fine block of cheese in a sealed glass jar and sink it to the bottom of a lake. Inform Rusty that you have done so and provide him with 'dodgy' scuba equipment for it's retrival.
Oh, the building in question is near a lake...
nevershine
Hengität. Et hengitä enää
He could come here and drink with me 'til he dies by alcohol poisoning. At least it would be a nice way to go.
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
Caelestia
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