1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[MightyDrynwhyl]

psssst,hey, this thread is supposed to be dead now

 

[Spike]

What, just like Wusty is supposed to be?


*Drops an anvil on Rusty, who is standing out on the surface of....... a frozen lake!*

 

[Profanity]

Rape him then set him on fire

That suggestion proves you fancy him.

 

[Rusty]

Rape him then set him on fire

Are you offering...??


Set him on fire, then throw him in a lake. Then set the lake on fire.

 

[Profanity]

Are you offering...??


Set him on fire, then throw him in a lake. Then set the lake on fire.

You are the biggest attention seeker this board has ever witnessed.

 

[Yetti]

slit his throat

 

[Yetti]

tie him down and force him to watch janet reno do a striptease. until completely naked. then...........toss him in a lake.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

That suggestion proves you fancy him.

Coat him in honey, dip him in fruit loops, and send him to KPR.

 

[Rusty]

Get im really really dunrk :llo;

waiut, and then throw him in a lake

 

[Steve]

Profanity, please stop posting wihtout suggestions.

Throw him out of a plane at 30000 feet without any proper equipment

 

[Lhorian]

Lock him in a room with Profan... no that's to harsh,...ehmm...
we'll just have to let him build a bridge over a lake and then let him walk over the railing until he falls into the lake, drowns and gets eaten by the little fish swimming in it.

 

[Spike]

Profanity, please stop posting wihtout suggestions.

Throw him out of a plane at 30000 feet without any proper equipment

....into a lake? (Remember, there always has to be a lake )

Coat him in honey, dip him in fruit loops, and send him to KPR.

Which reminds me.........

Dip Rusty in honey and throw him to the Lemesbians.

(It's a 'lake' of honey. )

 

[Incendiare]

Don't give him anymore booze. That's for sure.

 

[xenophobe]

Scrape the skin off his body and then let maggots slowly eat the remaining tissue off his bones.

 

[Mr. Cactus]

54. Buy him a pair of fashionable 'cement boots'

You could also duct tape huge baloons to his feet, so that when he's underwater, he can't get his head up above the surface. Same end result.

Of course for this to work, you have to throw him in a lake.

 

[Mr. Cactus]

Get the entire world to stop believing that he exists, and wait for him to fade out of existence. After determining that this kind of metaphysical crap doesn't work outside of the book The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, throw him in a lake.

 

[Rusty]

Wait until he feels silly, then watch him jump into a lake.

 

[ante]

get Rusty into Britains national team in skijumping next to eddie the eagle

 

[Spike]

Hog-tie him and drag him up to the edge of a cliff overseeing a lake.

Set the lake on fire.

have him dangling over the edge of the cliff by his tippy toes and the rope until the heat from the fire makes him start to sweat.

Pretend to losen your grip on the rope.

And finally..............




























...............club him over the head with a spiked 2x4.... like a baby seal ('cos this far into the thread.... and all the lead up with 'dangling by his pinky's and stuff, he'll never see the club comin' )

Hell, he'd prolly even be dissapointed.

Throw his body in the lake.

 

[Incendiare]

Make him go to church forever and ever and ever.