1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

chop his balls off

 

[Lhorian]

let someone read him all the lyrics from the spice girls

 

[Spike]

You don't know how happy I am to hear you say that, Spike.

55. Cast him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Well since you feel that way Rusty........

#83 (For those paying attention )

*Hugs Rusty*

*Squeezes a little harder* Cos Rusty is like a BIG SOFT TEDDY BEAR!

*A little harder*

*Ribs creak*

A little harder.....

*Breaks a couple of ribs*

A little harder.....

*Bursts a lung*

*Puts Rusty down*

 

[Rusty]

84. Force him to talk to Spike for any length of time.

 

[KleptomaN]

85. Force him to fellate a male dolphin, thus damaging his throat from the dolphin's powerful ejaculate and getting his spine snapped by the dolphin's final thrust.

 

[Steve]

Take an ax, chop down a tree, carv eall hte bark of, put some whels on so you have a battering ram, rthen throw him in a lake

 

[Steve]

lock him in a room with a tape blasting "ANAL FISTING" every 20 seconds so he will never sleep then kill himself

 

[Over Broen]

let him have a visit of the spanish inquisition....


...and then throw him into a lake??

i didnt expect the spanish inquisition!..(someone pick this up please)

uh... send him to prison with a sign that says "shank me" on his back.

 

[Steve]

make him eat plastic explosives then punch him in the stomach
then throw him in a lake

 

[Dark_Jester]

Over Broen: Monty Python

Make him the worlds first ballista bolt...by firing him out of the worlds biggest crossbow, yep, you guessed it, into a lake

 

[Rusty]

Crush him with pestle and mortar until he's a fine dust. Then throw him in the lake.

 

[Spike]

I think we may have just found the new:

"





















IN BED! "

Where was Rusty last night when he was sleeping? :Smug:






































IN BED!!!!

















IN A LAKE!!!! (Where we put him )

 

[Dark_Jester]

(Rocks back and forth while muttering 'the lake, the lake, its all about the lake' over and over again).
We could just make him drink the lake, that'd kill him

 

[nataservant]

I knife in Rusty's guts it's all come to this, a knife in Rusty's guts, he crumples and twists, he's grabbing my arm, he tries to resist, a knife in Rusty's guts, IT'S ALL COME TO THIS!!!

courtosy of GWAR!!!!!!

 

[Steve]

throw him off a cliff... into a lake

 

[Rusty]

Throw him from a lake into a cliff. And then drop him...
















IN A LAKE!!

 

[xenophobe]

Throw him into a cliff, off a lake?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Feed him to the llamas

 

[Dark_Jester]

Do these llamas live in the lake?

Drown him in llama lake

 

[Steve]

freeze im with liquid nitrogen then shatter him