1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

Caelestia · Aug 23, 2003

40. Lock him up in a room with Incendiare

manuelgv · Aug 23, 2003

41.Dress him as a gay biker and release him in Texas

squarenothing66 · Aug 23, 2003

42. Drag him hog-tied behind a car.

nØthing · Aug 23, 2003

Have me fight him to teh death!

*cracks knuckles*

Lhorian · Aug 23, 2003

Break his Morningrise CD...

Rusty · Aug 23, 2003

Joke about breaking his Morningrise CD.

Lhorian · Aug 23, 2003

Pretend not to joke about breaking his Morningrise CD, but steal it instead..

~Zeanra~ · Aug 23, 2003

Say to him we're out of cheese.

Throw cheese into trash can infront of his eyes.

nØthing · Aug 23, 2003

One word: Napalm.

KleptomaN · Aug 23, 2003

50: Killed by a topless zombie chick, then turned into a zombie himself.

ante · Aug 23, 2003

51 get Rusty a real lap dance

Spike · Aug 24, 2003

52: Steal all his Camels

Human Desert · Aug 24, 2003

hugging him to death

Blackspirit · Aug 24, 2003

idari said:
hugging him to death

My thought exactly >

)

Hmm... How about never hugging him at all?!?? >

P

kollex · Aug 24, 2003

53 tie him to a chair and make him listen to The Coral for 3 weeks non stop

Spike · Aug 24, 2003

54. Buy him a pair of fashionable 'cement boots'

(I'll leave all the hugging to you lady-types. )

Rusty · Aug 24, 2003

You don't know how happy I am to hear you say that, Spike.

55. Cast him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

since you get the numbering off: (post # - 1)

58: drop him out of the back of a van in a KKK shirt in Harlem.

Thanatos · Aug 25, 2003

59: show him what a naked girl looks like

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

60: give him some beer, then throw him in a lake.