1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

Thanatos · Aug 25, 2003

61: show him a picture of david beckham

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

Give him a drano enema

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

duct tape him to an elephant then throw the elephant in a lake

Thanatos · Aug 25, 2003

I thought you wanted the posts to be numbered, bitch

Profanity · Aug 25, 2003

Well you thought wrong love.

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

I wanted you to not fuck up the numbers. And you posted without an idea

DELETE YOUR POSTS! NOW!

club him over the head with a guitar repeatedly

Skippy · Aug 25, 2003

reset his post count to zero, the blow to his pride will surely kill him. that or the shock

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

set his post count to -665 so he can never hit -666 no matter how close it seems

THen throw him in a lake.

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

Buy him a beer.... then throw him in a lake

Lhorian · Aug 25, 2003

let him have a visit of the spanish inquisition....

...and then throw him into a lake??

Profanity · Aug 25, 2003

Good suggestion Lhorian.

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

damnit, no posting without a way to kill rusty.

eat him.. then shit in a lake

Profanity · Aug 25, 2003

Lock him up with some dogs forever.

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

lock him in a room... then throw the room in a lake

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

I need an extra 3 ideas to make up for the

posts

shoot him
pistol whip him
light him on fire... then throw him in a lake

encase him in cement

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

blow him up

kollex · Aug 25, 2003

Throw a lake at him

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

take his phone away forever

Steve · Aug 25, 2003

make all of UM as inactive as the IF board is today excpet my posts...

Profanity · Aug 25, 2003

chop his head off.