1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

Steve · Aug 22, 2003

Ban him from UM

Fractured · Aug 22, 2003

20.

Launch a Carl-Gustav rocket 10cm from his head.

ante · Aug 22, 2003

@frac

bring him to a AIK match with their fans and yell he actually like DIF more

Fractured · Aug 22, 2003

22.

@ante: True, true... Show him the entire Blackadder DVD from season 1-4 in one stretch.

ante · Aug 22, 2003

23, bring him to an 8 hour long opera

remington69 · Aug 22, 2003

24. Make him watch Gigli over and over and over and over...

tara · Aug 22, 2003

"Lock him in a rubber room, sedate him heavily...and when he wakes up, IF he wakes up, we'll see if he can be a nice boy!"

manuelgv · Aug 22, 2003

26. Plot his downfall until he comitts suicide

Incendiare · Aug 22, 2003

27. Set him up on a blind date with Richard Simmons.

manuelgv · Aug 22, 2003

28.Force him to be offline for 3 months.

Incendiare · Aug 22, 2003

29. Take away his metal collection.

Rusty · Aug 22, 2003

30. Steal all his plectrums.

FailingAcension · Aug 22, 2003

31.
grap him through his computer and turn him into an email, then delete him

MightyDrynwhyl · Aug 22, 2003

33. put him in the iron maiden

KleptomaN · Aug 22, 2003

34. stick his head in the goatse man's lower intestines and suffocate him.

Spike · Aug 22, 2003

Steve420 said:
Ban him from UM

Oh c'mon! We're trying to off the guy here, but that's just cruel!

35.Tell him he couldn't program his way out of a brown-paper-bag...... and watch him self combust.

MightyDrynwhyl · Aug 22, 2003

36. make him listen to macho man randy savage rap for 4 days

Brood of Evil · Aug 22, 2003

37. Skin him alive and dip him, body first in lemon juice while playing "The Best of the Teletubbies" on a big screen television.

xenophobe · Aug 23, 2003

38. Get crumpets, and procede to stuff

Caelestia · Aug 23, 2003

39. Dress him in diapers and babytalk to him.