1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Dark_Jester]

And then feed him to the llamas in the lake

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

ask if he would jump offf a bridge if every1 else would...then push him off a building

 

[Steve]

Do these llamas live in the lake?

Edit the post wiht an idea or delete it please.

throw him in front of a speeding train... which is in a lake

 

[Rusty]

Throw him in the sea and hit him with an oil tanker. Then take him out of the sea and throw him in a lake.

 

[ante]

Give him just cheese, and loads of it

 

[Adam90125]

I cant remember who, but credit is due to someone else for this method:
tie his major limbs up with seperate peices of rope, then with piano wire. tie them to a top of a building and push him off. makin sure the piano wire is shorter than the rope, he should be sliced into several, humourously positioned peices.

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

hold a magnifying glass over his face and make him stare into the sun until he eventually goes blind, then leave him wandering around aimlessly in the mountains

 

[Steve]

joust himn when he isn't wearing armor.. the throw him in a lake...

 

[Profanity]

Take him to a zoo and feed him to the lions.

 

[Profanity]

Cement him headfirst.

 

[Profanity]

Fire some sperm into his eyes and he will fall over and bang his head.

 

[Rusty]

Throw him in a river. Then wait until he comes to a lake. Pull him out the lake, and then throw him in the lake.

 

[Caelestia]

sign him up for a self-help course

 

[Over Broen]

saw him up into many pieces, cover each piece in cement, then throw them in diffrent lakes. (i dont know what the lakes are about im just playing along)

 

[Spike]

I cant remember who, but credit is due to someone else for this method:
tie his major limbs up with seperate peices of rope, then with piano wire. tie them to a top of a building and push him off. makin sure the piano wire is shorter than the rope, he should be sliced into several, humourously positioned peices.

I see no lake in this method....... there for it sucks.

Method: Put a particularily fine block of cheese in a sealed glass jar and sink it to the bottom of a lake. Inform Rusty that you have done so and provide him with 'dodgy' scuba equipment for it's retrival.

 

[Profanity]

It's time to stop this thread now.

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

send him deep in the jungles of yugoslavia and let hte bears have their way with him

 

[Profanity]

It's time to stop this thread now.

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

Drop him off in Yukon Territories of Canada and then let him join a group of man-eating bears and live with them thinking he is 100% sae until Bubba the brown-nosed bear decides that he stole some of his favorite licorice and then throw him off a cliff only to make him live. Then let him find a group of cannibal hippies and make him live with them with two broken legs and a broken arm so he can't run anywhere. Then starve the hippies and make it so they have to eat each member of their clan for survival. Then make Rusty the last survivor of it and make him stay out in the winter time and try to survive. Make him finally die after he finds his love of his life and she leaves him for a Caribou.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Rape him then set him on fire