1001 Ways to Kill Rusty

[Steve]

Make him read a neverending list of things people don't like about porn...
then throw him in a lake

 

[Incendiare]

Throw him in an ocean, yet.

 

[Steve]

force him to masturbate until his penis afalls off then make him eat it... while being htrown in a lake

 

[Incendiare]

No way, let's see how long he can go without masturbating.

 

[Steve]

And without women or porn

Subject Rusty to the above situation

 

[Incendiare]

Make that without men either.

 

[Steve]

serve him his testicles on a shish kabob

 

[Incendiare]

Give him a sex change.

 

[Over Broen]

cut him up make flour from his bones and put all other meat into a pie made with the boneflour then eat it there by getting rid of the evidence...... then crap into a lake!

 

[Steve]

Castrate him then throw his penis in a lake and watch him dive in after it

 

[Rusty]

You people are just nasty.

Be nasty to him.

 

[Profanity]

Be nasty to him.

That won't kill him though.

 

[Sonnenritter]

Throw darts at him that previously had the tips placed in AIDS infected blood.

 

[Profanity]

Throw darts at him that previously had the tips placed in AIDS infected blood.

That won't kill him the darts won't even stick in him.

 

[Steve]

yes, most darts will

Make hiim live with Profanity

 

[Krilons Resa]

stretch-torture machine

poor rusty

 

[Steve]

You mean The Rack?

Throw him in a hole.. then fill it with water, thus indirectly throwing him in a lake

 

[Thanatos]

cut his head off with an axe

 

[Incendiare]

Send him an envelope laced with anthrax in the mail.

 

[Rusty]

Send him Anthrax in the mail. Then throw them in a lake. Then throw him in a lake. Then freeze the lake.