speaking of, i just took a dump so epic that Manowar should write a song about it. It has all the components of a manowar song... epic struggles, hard times, fallen brothers, riding into battle upon my trusty [porceline] steed...
And ken, you're getting all fucked up. Only guys in power metal get naked, hence the homoerotic nature of the genre. Chicks are always dressed in torn shreds of clothing, but never anything more than a bit of crack and ample cleavage showing. Black metal and death metal are the ones with gratuitous nudity, albeit the nudity is quite... er... non-erotic in nature.