13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card - Buys Hookers - Plays Xbox

[Kaosaur]

If this isn't the most awesome news article I've read - EVER - I don't know what is...
http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

 

[rms]

LOL

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

that's even better

this is quality

 

[sh0kr0k]

This can not be real! lol! There has been a lot of strange news coming from Texas lately, but this is just pure gold! "delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos" It's strange that kids can do something so extreme just to have some innocent fun.

 

[Kenneth R.]

I hope they end up working at the mall.

 

[Dr_Metal]

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Sounds about right....

 

[Evil]

"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."


is that what midgets are called now? People of restricted growth?

 

[kellsco]

*Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.*



That made the whole story.

 

[PatrickHoyt]

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Sounds about right....

yeah but he really didn't have sexual relations with that woman!

 

[DemonOfTheWoods]

yeah but he really didn't have sexual relations with that woman!

maybe he did have sexual relations with that woman....If you were the hooker, would you admit to having sex with a 13 year old boy claiming to be a travelling circus midget?

 

[PatrickHoyt]

maybe he did have sexual relations with that woman....If you were the hooker, would you admit to having sex with a 13 year old boy claiming to be a travelling circus midget?

Just burst my funny bubble why don't ya. thats very true though.

 

[Gunstar9]

I hope they end up working at the mall.

I work at a mall, asshole.

 

[Dr_Metal]

yeah but he really didn't have sexual relations with that woman!

And Clinton didn't inhale.... The kid did waste alot of money frivolously (Which he acquired through deception) and then gave the hookers a very good line of politically correct bullshit.... Sounds like a politician in the making to me....

 

[BlackRoseMetalHeart]

Didn't they make a movie about this like a decade ago? ... I think it was called Milk Money.

I'm guessing one of the friends must have been over 16, but if not, how the heck did they get to a motel if they're not even old enough to drive? Did they walk there with the XBOX or catch a cab?

 

[AngraRULES]

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Pain of Salvation - America

 

[Kenneth R.]

I work at a mall, asshole.

Haha.Sorry. Best of luck advancing, I'm sure you aren't as pathetic as these guys.