20,000 posts and still no sex

[MajestikMøøse]

on the bright side at least I have a great sense of self-irony.

 

[JayKeeley]

and you could always just pay for it

 

[Demilich]

Interesting thread.

 

[EricT]

Well, have you ever told any chicks you have 20,000 posts on UM? That'll totally get them wet in the pantaloons.

 

[EricT]

Another suggestion would be to slip some date rape pills into her (Edit: I wasn't paying attention and typed Her, when I meant your sisters friend) wine or something. Can't spell Grape without Rape.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i know i would get wet, if only i had vaginal fluid.

 

[Demilich]

Food for thought: I have half as many posts as Moose, and still no sex (lately).

 

[JayKeeley]

well if we're associating this with post count, another 3000 posts and Herr M00se should be married with 2 kids

 

[Demilich]

You'd already sealed the deal before RC came into being though, yes?

 

[Krilons Resa]

My dick is still drying off.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Would you do Moose the honors of allowing him to smell your fingers?!?! Perhaps you can rub your index digit on a stamp and send him a postcard?!?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

a woman bought me coffee today.

it was total crap coffee, but the whole element of being bought coffee was awesome.

then we talked about excavations of c. 350-250 BC Greek cities in Macedonia that she's involved in and other stuff for an hour and a half.

 

[Demilich]

how did you let her get away with footing the bill, Matt?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

because I have an impressive... vocabulary.

 

[Demilich]

last week when i took my girlfriend for coffee at school she paid for hers while i was still choosing what kind of tea to get. not cool. i like to be traditional in that respect.

 

[EricT]

because I have an impressive... vocabulary.

"Fuck! I forgot my wallet"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

she also thought that my "Winnie Ille Pu" book was cute.

 

[E-bortion]

you can always penetrate my household pets. its the least i can offer, friend.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

dammit moose!
at least you arent as bad as I.

 

[dorian gray]

"Fuck! I forgot my wallet"

I actually snorted out loud when I read this. Your best post to date. Well done!