~mel~ proposed this one and i found it funky... so here we go:
I'm boring. I am a student in the oh so beautiful (no irony in here!) regensburg at its oh so pulchritudinous (now here we have irony...) university and my subjects are (at the moment; i consider changing the first one...) german and english. first semester.
my name is johannes (have a look at the opeth board...) and i am not having any sex at all, to my actual discontent. err, yes.
NOW i am very interested...
I'm boring. I am a student in the oh so beautiful (no irony in here!) regensburg at its oh so pulchritudinous (now here we have irony...) university and my subjects are (at the moment; i consider changing the first one...) german and english. first semester.
my name is johannes (have a look at the opeth board...) and i am not having any sex at all, to my actual discontent. err, yes.

NOW i am very interested...