20,000 posts and still no sex

[unhinged]

why not just not buy obscurely packaged cds for a week and get yourself a prossie?

theyre fucking cheaper in the long run anyway

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Moose, what's your story, amigo? Why are you not getting laid? Especially at University you should be batting those hoe-bags away with a giant Greek stick.

Invite that one coffee buying broad over to your place and bring out the Vodka. When she's socially lubricated (by then, her nooner will be lubed as well, am i rite?) and BAM, 10 seconds later you've devirginized yourself and sexually disappointed your first woman!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

people need to learn to not take my self-depreciation seriously.

I sure as hell don't.

 

[Evil?]

Moose, call this chick and breath heavily.

http://www.break.com/index/the_erin_brecht_phone_experiment.html

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

dude, have we seriously been posting on interweb metal boards together for like six years?

 

[skeptik]

I just drank a packet of vinegar.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

pretty much

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

man, i hope they bring the old iced earth board back someday, so we can go back and go LOL SCHAFFER.

 

[EricT]

Totally off subject of getting Matt laid, but... Matt, whats your opinion of Olam Ein Sof? Worth my time?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

last week when i took my girlfriend for coffee at school she paid for hers while i was still choosing what kind of tea to get. not cool. i like to be traditional in that respect.

ah, they don't all like that though. i definitely don't have a problem letting my gf pay sometimes

 

[Demilich]

Yeah man, its all good. Being totally traditional like that is dumb anyways. This girl doesn't expect that of me - she's very easygoing. I just don't mind paying because she doesn't have a job anyhow.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Totally off subject of getting Matt laid, but... Matt, whats your opinion of Olam Ein Sof? Worth my time?

what the fuck are you talking about?

I don't listen to metal.

 

[lurch70]

at this point you should just tell chicks flat out that you're a virgin ... betcha will work

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you know, I really do believe you lurch.

this thought has in fact occurred to me.

 

[lurch70]

and tell them its because you have a tiny wiener ...
their curiosity will be peaked.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I just laughed in a really high pitched voice then looked around if anyone saw me.
Yeah i'v had some beer too

 

[MajestikMøøse]

'kay

 

[EricT]

@ matt - It was told it was Neo-Folk...

 

[AsModEe]

and tell them its because you have a tiny wiener ...
their curiosity will be peaked.

yeah man, that should do the trick

 

[MajestikMøøse]

@ matt - It was told it was Neo-Folk...

oh, haven't heard of it then.

moving on!