One day in a cold place there was this fat hairy dude with a sword and an axe both painted pink. He wore a skirt of fire that accentuated his hips because it looked like a large mangosteen was shoved and simply put all ladies into hysterical laughter at the very first sight of him. But then it grew dark and without any warning a huge viking holding an enormous Turnip came charging down the bloodsoaked goat riddled alley.
He glanced at a mantic midget that stood on a great elephant dropping, pleasantly smiling because he finally One day in a cold place there was this fat hairy dude with a sword and an axe both painted pink. He wore a skirt of fire that accentuated his hips because it looked like a large mangosteen was shoved and simply put all ladies into hysterical laughter at the very first sight of him. But then it grew dark and without any warning a huge viking holding an enormous Turnip came charging down the bloodsoaked goat riddled alley.
He glanced at a mantic midget that stood on a great elephant dropping, pleasantly smiling because he finally soaked his pants, which were before just very very full of warpaint...
