Lets all write a story

:)lol: damn, good one! :D)

The great phallus turned out to be an instrument of evil, so the great forces of the Land of Down-Under got separated:
the good ones went with the Brotherhood of Tut's Phallus
And the evil ones went with the Association of Evil People Under a Big Golden Phallus, Inc. (or just E.P.U.B.G.P Inc)
So, the great battle for the Land of Down-Under began