Lets all write a story

[Kitty]

didnt have butter

 

[Raistlin1980]

so he commited suicide

 

[Kitty]

The CoB Forum mmebers went to his funeral and brought

 

[A Fire Inside]

... a big and shiny penis...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

that was the great phallus, that was being searched for the previous story's pingu

 

[Kuvasz]

wich was stolen from Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment... but wait... Jeffrey's dead... but not in this story... and he knew that... guh

 

[Lokakuu]

The members erected the Great Phallus...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

And so did tut, who also erected his big phallus...

 

[Thrymfal]

the earth was plunged into darkness and cold as the struggle for the two phallus towers began...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

lol: damn, good one! )

The great phallus turned out to be an instrument of evil, so the great forces of the Land of Down-Under got separated:
the good ones went with the Brotherhood of Tut's Phallus
And the evil ones went with the Association of Evil People Under a Big Golden Phallus, Inc. (or just E.P.U.B.G.P Inc)
So, the great battle for the Land of Down-Under began

 

[A Fire Inside]

... and I came and destroyed all.

END OF THE STORY

Come on! we're talking about cocks all the time, this is not the Spice Girls forum!!!

Let's talk about vaginas

New Story:
Tut was searching a long-lost-and-forgotten vagina...

 

[Abrasive-X]

he came across one and didnt know what to do.

END OF STORY -_-

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Well, i sure as hell wouldn't do anything with an old moldy vagina indeed

 

[Kitty]

One day President Bush was picking his nose..............

 

[Maili Björklund]

and wondering what country he should bomb next.

 

[Kitty]

He tripped because he forgot to tie his shoelaces........

 

[Raistlin1980]

... and noticed that Tony Blair was under the table in the oval office...

 

[Kitty]

Bush tipped him and then ordered him to shine his shoes

 

[Maili Björklund]

Blair pretenbded to be doing so, bur in fact, he tied Bush's shoelaces together...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay
a story about bush and blair WILL end in a cock-related scene
i won't even continue that!

One day a squirrel was scratching his nuts...